Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

polarsjewel

Blocking the entrances saying he was the gate keeper

LauraMacNCheese

Hiding in the frozen food compartments, saying "there is only Zuul!" when people open the doors...

polarsjewel

Going through all the marshmallows looking for the StayPuft Marshmallow Man

LauraMacNCheese

Creating the StayPuft Marshmallow Man out of all of the marshmallows

KimLovesDon

Roasting marshmallow peeps on the display grill.

polarsjewel

Ran around the store with a Red Light on their head, telling people they were special

LauraMacNCheese

standing in housewares telling random people that you love lamp

SlimSammy2012

for eating the fake worms in the Fishing Aisle

LauraMacNCheese

for eating chili, which leads to gas...then kicked out because they thought you were stealing stink bait & duck calls (thank you, Larry the Cable Guy for this gem)

polarsjewel

For broadcasting Larry the Cable Guy on all the store's TVs

KenziesFrenzies

For dropping contraceptives in everyone's carts.

AmesMc1972

Sat in the middle of the beer isle and screamed "KEG PARTY"!

SlimSammy2012

For propositioning the Cart Boy!

polarsjewel

For impersonating a priest and offering to perform marriages for random people

SlimSammy2012

For playing with the Star Wars Swords since you have the Princess Laya (sp?) hairdo!

LauraMacNCheese

For referring to them as "swords" when the proper term is "light sabers"

polarsjewel

For not being able to spell Leia

edited for being too slow

Laura - for using Nair on your legs and singing "Who Wears Short Shorts" over the PA system

TheUnthinkingMajority

blasting lady gaga on the car radios, dancing to it

LauraMacNCheese

Blasting Cotton Eye Joe & starting a massive line dance

KimLovesDon

Putting on an aluminum foil bikini and singing "I feel pretty "while dancing in the electronics section.

polarsjewel

Taking profile pics in various states of undress

mrskeg

Reenacting "Star Wars" with the figures in the toy department.

pmcovert415

squeezing the melons inappropriately in the produce department

LauraMacNCheese

Holding a tricycle race a la “Revenge of the Nerds”

AmandasaurasRex

test riding all the bicycles through the ladies dept.

Oh my goodness, I've done this!! Okay...not ALL the bikes, just the one I wanted to test drive. :grumble:

Hmm...I'd say b/c she tried on the lingerie and kept making passers by faint.

WhatAnAss

For setting up a kissing booth in the middle of the candy isle....only supposed to have Hershey Kisses

WIChelle

For deciding to taste test the berries in the produce isle until she found the good ones.

LauraMacNCheese

punkin chunkin

withtimecomesmiracles

Not wearing shoes is unsanitary.

WIChelle

Distracting the cashier in that hot dress