my apologies to the offended

thecanface

aaaaaand... that's why i hate humans.

_bumshaker_

That's really not nice :sad:

justkeepswimng

Tell us the lyrics already.

devastation77

Everything offends me. Maybe I shouldn't get out of bed in the morning and run the risk of being offended.

But I find that thought offensive.

You also seem to find pants offensive.

Like I said, EVERYTHING.

You can't chain me down with pants.

LosingWeight4Good

I didn't know there were that many sensitive, or easily offended people on here, my last post was a joke with some rap lyrics in them. Not to be taken literally. But apparently I offended a few, So I wanted to apologize to anyone who was offended...I promise to keep my post rated G!!

So kind of you to apologize! What a sweet heart you have.

...probably delicious with a nice Chanti and fava beans....

:laugh:

I follow every post with a laugh icon to soothe the easily offended. For example, the laugh icon here saves me from offending vegetarians, Silence of the Lambs fans, and trolls. Feel free to adopt an icon for all your rap lyric posts in the future.

For example...

OK, you want me up in the cage, then I'll come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G code
It's Weezy motherf****r, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

:bigsmile:

There all better!

KANGOOJUMPS

SCREW THEM!, IT IS WHAT IT IS!, say what you want, do what you want!

Jonesingmucho

You can't chain me down with pants.

Chaining you down WITH pants kinda defeats the purpose of chaining you down in the first place. js

devastation77

You can't chain me down with pants.

Chaining you down WITH pants kinda defeats the purpose of chaining you down in the first place. js

Hey, you make a valid point and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

snoopytwins

So kind of you to apologize! What a sweet heart you have.

...probably delicious with a nice Chanti and fava beans....

:laugh:

I follow every post with a laugh icon to soothe the easily offended. For example, the laugh icon here saves me from offending vegetarians, Silence of the Lambs fans, and trolls. Feel free to adopt an icon for all your rap lyric posts in the future.

For example...

OK, you want me up in the cage, then I'll come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G code
It's Weezy motherf****r, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

:bigsmile:

There all better!

Learn from this. The emoticons clearly kept me from being offended here. Now, the guy without pants...that's so offensive.

Jonesingmucho

You can't chain me down with pants.

Chaining you down WITH pants kinda defeats the purpose of chaining you down in the first place. js

Hey, you make a valid point and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Excellent! I accept multiple payment options for a subscription: cash, credit card, pics, one night stand, dancing, friend request, etc...

doorki

You can't chain me down with pants.

Chaining you down WITH pants kinda defeats the purpose of chaining you down in the first place. js

Hey, you make a valid point and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Excellent! I accept multiple payment options for a subscription: cash, credit card, pics, one night stand, dancing, friend request, etc...

very smooth

eAddict

This thread is old... am I too late to be offended?

yoovie

I think you're serious and that makes me pretty sad about the state of this place.

Cheers, OP, you didn't and couldn't offend me!

chocl8girl

Wait, I am offended that I don't know what it is I am supposed to be offended by. *Hmph*

yoovie

I also I prefer Rock n Roll -reported-

Julettashane

Tell us the lyrics already.

^^this!!!

butterfli7o

Well, I'm offended that I didn't see the original post behind all this. How offensive.

Jonesingmucho

Hey, you make a valid point and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Excellent! I accept multiple payment options for a subscription: cash, credit card, pics, one night stand, dancing, friend request, etc...

very smooth

Thank you. :smokin:

NewJack718

Everybody keeps asking what are the lyrics. I posted them and they took them down ten minutes later!! Its the hook from a Jay-Z song called "Power of the P***Y" look it up! It was not aimed at anyone, nor were they demeaning , or deragatory. People just took it the wrong way I guess, its not that serious! Lesson learned, but I must say, I have been seeng some funny *kitten* post in this forum, I did not think this would get th response it has been getting. I see there are some people out there with a sense of humor! That's good!

FitBeto

Rap destroys another family ugg

EBurke0723

Thanks to all of you for making me laugh! People can't take themselves or others too seriously or they will drive each other insane. Have to find the humor in everything. :-)