My wife is trying to kill me

sunsnstatheart
sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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I need your help with this. I exercise and try to eat healthy but my wife keeps trying to feed me meals like this. I don't have time to cook myself because I work very long hours. I told her I needed extra protein but that I needed to eat clean so I could be elite. Granted she did use 93% lean beef and 2% cheese but she included corn. Isn't corn dangerous? She also included a banana this morning with my yogurt so I'm concerned. And what about the cheese, milk and yogurt, is it safe? And the pickles on my hamburger, aren't those full of sodium? I'm so confused here.


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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    just break up.

    take the hamburger with you.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    doesnt the lettuce and tomato counteract the cheese and pickles? that was my understanding.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Sesame seeds add unwanted fat..
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    Ok, for you. I will take the burger. I owe you that much at least.
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    You should probably hit her and then divorce.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Just make sure you eat that before 7pm!!!!
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    But that looks like a wholemeal bun so you'll be ok.

    oh no, wait, wholemeal =/= wholegrain, and the carbs too!

    You're f##kd
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    roflmao....

    When she sees this post, my advice would be, "Hide!" lmao! :laugh:

    Next meal will consist of crumbs....lol


    btw....I'll take one for the team and eat that burger and corn...I know I know..but what are friends for?
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    Throw out the dairy and it'll be fine
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    i will need to inspect the burger more closely
  • Rynatat
    Rynatat Posts: 807 Member
    Check your life insurance policy for any sudden additions right away!! Man, glad you posted this just in time, may have just saved yourself from a gruesome death.

    Oh, and hire a private detective to ensure nothing else is going on..
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    Next thing you know she'll be serving you bacon for breakfast. The horror!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    on closer inspection, it needs bacon.

    would not eat.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Sesame seeds add unwanted fat..

    I was thinking that. I'm trying to find hamburger buns with Chia seeds because I understand they are healthy. Have you seen any?
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Work out harder, drink more water, check for suspiciously poison-tasting things or knives that come out of nowhere. Also, develop parkour skills just to be safe.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    leave the wife, leave me the burger
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Thanks for the giggles!
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    I'm sorry your spouse is being so unsupportive of your needs. Maybe you need to sit her down and have a good talk to her about your needs and goals.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Next thing you know she'll be serving you bacon for breakfast. The horror!

    Now I'm really worried. She gave me bacon a few times this week.
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    She is not being supportive and totally trying to sabotage you. Some people are so mean! :laugh:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Don't even think about eating it in moderation.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    She is not being supportive and totally trying to sabotage you. Some people are so mean! :laugh:

    i can't stand it... i know you planned it...
  • RobinvdM
    RobinvdM Posts: 634 Member
    If you dont want it, I'll take it.

    Im just that nice :)
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Just ask her to please leave one of the slices of cheese off, and everything will be fine.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    SABOTAGE.

    CHECK HER TEXTZ, BRAH.
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    you should just send it to me and i'll let you know. yummy!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Divorce her, that is all she deserve.
  • Amy62575
    Amy62575 Posts: 422 Member
    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
    I agree - there should be bacon on there!! Where is the bacon???
  • Ke11yJo
    Ke11yJo Posts: 141
    Totally made my evening :laugh:

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