My wife is trying to kill me

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  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Break up and give me her number. I must test this theory for myself, and sacrifice for the greater good. Keep all those pesky burgers in check.

    ETD: and the bacon.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Is she offering you diet soda?!
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    You've gotten some GREAT suggestions, just wanted to add that you could try Sensa or just do a cleanse....I've heard both work really awesome. Oh, but you must use raspberry ketones with the sensa for extra help.
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    If you take the advice of these very smart people and leave her, I wanna marry her next.
  • deekay8507
    deekay8507 Posts: 41 Member
    Just eat the meat :)
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    as long as you eat it before 8PM it should be OK
  • fitnwhole
    fitnwhole Posts: 227
    on closer inspection, it needs bacon.

    would not eat.

    This^^^^ :laugh:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:

    You're not being supportive. I really need support here.
  • underwater77
    underwater77 Posts: 331 Member
    this thread = lolz
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    She should have just made you pizza. Vegetables are good for you, after all.
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
    Are you drinking green, raspberry ketone, coffee, senna, diet, carbonated tea?
  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
    Be grateful she will cook for you.... nuff said!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:

    If you don't agree with the OP you should just not post!1!! Jeez.
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    well let her kill you maybe you doing something nice and if she is killing she is doing it for you good in it
  • disdatdude
    disdatdude Posts: 118
    Could be here way of saying, "Eat up...you got some work to do" :wink:
  • Zaii
    Zaii Posts: 29
    just break up.

    take the hamburger with you.

    ditto
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Honestly, that's emotional abuse.
    Maybe even physical abuse.


    Have you considered calling a hotline?
  • Nikiki
    Nikiki Posts: 993
    Sesame seeds add unwanted fat..

    I was thinking that. I'm trying to find hamburger buns with Chia seeds because I understand they are healthy. Have you seen any?

    you can't buy them, everyone knows you have to make your own! storebought buns are full of GMO wheat and chemical leveners, you must grow your own wheat and grind it yourself, then harvest your chia seeds fresh from your chia Obama (seeds from chia Tweety and Scooby are also acceptable but chia Garfield must be avoided, he eats things like lasagne and that would completely contaminate your seeds)
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You know what....I'll come over and taste test all the food just in case. :laugh:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:

    If you don't agree with the OP you should just not post!1!! Jeez.

    Thank you. Honestly, I just don't understand some people. :sad:
  • fmebear
    fmebear Posts: 172 Member
    this thread = lolz

    ROFLMFAO!!!! :laugh:
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    If you're this concerned, skip the corn and bread :)
  • Amy62575
    Amy62575 Posts: 422 Member
    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:

    You're not being supportive. I really need support here.

    That is soooo supportive...I'm supporting you to cook for yourself :bigsmile:
  • realdog2usa
    realdog2usa Posts: 29 Member
    YEAH, I agree ... "Where is the bacon???" Is this a JOKE!!!! Are you serious! Is there anything else that she is helping you with! That gives a new definition to "helpmate" my friend... Maybe she can help you exercise!!! I would be wondering about her motive and intentions... she may truly and genuinely be trying to help...

    My suggestion is get few pamphlets on nutrition and diet lay these out on the coffee table... perhaps... the worst thing is she might use them for coasters! Don't succumb to temptation my friend... That burger could last you a week!

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  • Amy62575
    Amy62575 Posts: 422 Member
    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:

    If you don't agree with the OP you should just not post!1!! Jeez.


    LMAO. Seriously? :drinker:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    If the food she makes come from America, it's all transgenic and you are going to die.
  • RoseDarrett
    RoseDarrett Posts: 355 Member
    She is planning your imminent doom!

    SHE MUST BE STOPPED!!!

    (Give me the burger just in case,for safe keeping.I promise it will be very safe ;)
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    take the cord to the TV and hide it.

    wait.

    wrong thread.

    nevermind.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:

    If you don't agree with the OP you should just not post!1!! Jeez.


    LMAO. Seriously? :drinker:

    Seriously. She also just went the fridge and handed me a beer. This woman is going to be the death of me!
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    The burger looks to be over 1200 calories...no problemo!

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