My wife is trying to kill me

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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Don't even think about eating it in moderation.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    She is not being supportive and totally trying to sabotage you. Some people are so mean! :laugh:

    i can't stand it... i know you planned it...
  • RobinvdM
    RobinvdM Posts: 634 Member
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    If you dont want it, I'll take it.

    Im just that nice :)
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Just ask her to please leave one of the slices of cheese off, and everything will be fine.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    SABOTAGE.

    CHECK HER TEXTZ, BRAH.
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
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    you should just send it to me and i'll let you know. yummy!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Divorce her, that is all she deserve.
  • Amy62575
    Amy62575 Posts: 422 Member
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    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
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    I agree - there should be bacon on there!! Where is the bacon???
  • Ke11yJo
    Ke11yJo Posts: 141
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    Totally made my evening :laugh:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    Break up and give me her number. I must test this theory for myself, and sacrifice for the greater good. Keep all those pesky burgers in check.

    ETD: and the bacon.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
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    Is she offering you diet soda?!
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    You've gotten some GREAT suggestions, just wanted to add that you could try Sensa or just do a cleanse....I've heard both work really awesome. Oh, but you must use raspberry ketones with the sensa for extra help.
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
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    If you take the advice of these very smart people and leave her, I wanna marry her next.
  • deekay8507
    deekay8507 Posts: 41 Member
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    Just eat the meat :)
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,326 Member
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    as long as you eat it before 8PM it should be OK
  • fitnwhole
    fitnwhole Posts: 227
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    on closer inspection, it needs bacon.

    would not eat.

    This^^^^ :laugh:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    :noway: Maybe you could cook your own meals? :sad:

    You're not being supportive. I really need support here.
  • underwater77
    underwater77 Posts: 331 Member
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    this thread = lolz
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    She should have just made you pizza. Vegetables are good for you, after all.