Girls that are a 3, trying to be with us guys that are a 9

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    " Every woman wants a date on Valentine's Day. That neediness reaches its climax - what up - on February 13th. A magical night, when a ten has the self-esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a two." -Barney Stinson

    hahaha, all I read was climax.
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    +5 points if they cook bacon well and like beer.
    -3 points if they try to substitute turkey bacon though
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Tyler, we agreed I'm a solid 3.25, so I have a bit more of an edge here.

    That's true.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    What if she's a 3 dressed up as a 9?

    OMG you win!
  • Nurseblondy
    Nurseblondy Posts: 76
    hahaha
    that's all I have to say.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    +5 points if they cook bacon well and like beer.

    I'll cook you bacon and beer bread....

    mmmmm . . . beer bread. can you put the bacon in the bread batter? that would be like heaven in my mouth.

    That's what girls called me in college.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    So are you saying I'm a 3 Tyler? That's it this baby mama is outta here...
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    What if her face is a 3 but her boobs are a 9?
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    +5 points if they cook bacon well and like beer.

    what if we don't like beer, but we LURV beer?

    +6 points and a free massage.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Womens know what we like.

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  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    What if her face is a 3 but her boobs are a 9?

    there is a term for that situation.... warthog whammies
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    Can't a girl dream?! :sad: And what if we have other talents to make up for only being a 3? :smokin:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    What if her face is a 3 but her boobs are a 9?

    Orrrrrr..... what if her BOOBS are a 3 but her FACE is a 9?!?!?!

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    +5 points if they cook bacon well and like beer.

    what if we don't like beer, but we LURV beer?

    +6 points and a free massage.

    Score! I need a massage.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    I'm only a 2 :sad:

    nonsense, if i was a hot guy (say a 9) i would totally say you were a 6.5, maybe even a 7 and take you to KFC for a date! Or maybe even frankie and bennys if i thought you were going to put out...


    :wink:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    What's this about 3 boobs? Am I dreaming again?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    So are you saying I'm a 3 Tyler? That's it this baby mama is outta here...

    No.

    You're easily a 9.1
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Hey, I'm a four when I put on makeup!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    What's this about 3 boobs? Am I dreaming again?

    In all honesty I didn't thing there was going to be THIS much math involved..
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    3s give better head, from what I hear.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    So are you saying I'm a 3 Tyler? That's it this baby mama is outta here...

    No.

    You're easily a 9.1

    Aww, you always know just the right thing to say. I can't quit you.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    What's this about 3 boobs? Am I dreaming again?
    I was thinking the original Total Recall for a sec there.....awesome \m/
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    I am hijacking this thread. Everyone move to the back of the passenger compartment. We are changing our destination.....rather than Kalamazoo, we are now heading for Angola. If nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. If those ladies that are 8.5's or higher would please come up here to first class, I would appreciate it.....And as a reminder, please do not activate any portable electronic devices while we fly over the Bermuda Triangle.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    What's this about 3 boobs? Am I dreaming again?
    I was thinking the original Total Recall for a sec there.....awesome \m/

    Hahaha! YES!!!
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    So...I don't have a chance with josh hartnett circa 2005 then? Damn...
    Oh is there a 4& under only dating site? I'd love to go and be rejected by men I am Soooo obviously too good for.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    What's this about 3 boobs? Am I dreaming again?

    In all honesty I didn't thing there was going to be THIS much math involved..

    One in the back, for dancing.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Everybody knows you get the most experienced and open-minded women in the 4-7 range. I guess I'll take my solid 4.13 and go home.

    (unless we're truly giving +5 for bacon and beer - I've got half a fridge of bottles + 30gal homebrew as we speak.) ... and if that's the case, this 9.13 scoffs at you like a good 9.13 should.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    was told I was a three....

    (shrugs)

    I got over it.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    What's this about 3 boobs? Am I dreaming again?

    In all honesty I didn't thing there was going to be THIS much math involved..

    One in the back, for dancing.

    *shivers* that's just . . . wrong.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    was told I was a three....

    (shrugs)

    I got over it.

    Maybe on a 1 - 3 scale.

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