Its Time for ASK THE WOLF...Let me make ur problems worse!

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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm looking for a new brand of coffee. What would you recommend?

    CLiff, this may be difficult for me, as for my 42yrs on earth ive never had a sip of coffee, but I hear ppl partial to the White Chocolate Mocha at Sbx lately.

    That is my fave!! Oh great Guru where do I send the check??

    NO checks needed I just need the last 4 digits of social, your mother's maiden name and an address. Also, you may want to avoid calls from your CC company for the next 30 days.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
    but I'm not wearing heels today.... :wink:

    lift your chin up a bit, need to do an adams apple check.
    1340490420_zpsafbff4f9.jpg

    I swear I'm the girl ;)
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?

    Very true, also, hair will grow on your hands.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
    but I'm not wearing heels today.... :wink:

    lift your chin up a bit, need to do an adams apple check.
    1340490420_zpsafbff4f9.jpg

    I swear I'm the girl ;)

    SO you say....looks like an after hours appt for u.
  • MzMiller1215
    MzMiller1215 Posts: 633 Member
    Why do so many people not know the proper usage of "effect" vs "affect"? :laugh:

    YOUR so right.....<-see what I did there?

    two butt spanks to you.

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Great response.
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  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
    but I'm not wearing heels today.... :wink:

    lift your chin up a bit, need to do an adams apple check.
    1340490420_zpsafbff4f9.jpg

    I swear I'm the girl ;)

    SO you say....looks like an after hours appt for u.

    Yes professor ;)
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    my hubby got drunk texted Air Supply lyrics from another guy last night... now what?

    Get tested.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Oh the very rare PM question from someone not on my FL.......ill just post the answer.....

    In all seriousness it sounds like an STD and you should confront your girl.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?

    80% of you wants to sleep

    the other

    35% of you wants to lose weight

    BUT

    there is 5% of you that doubts yourself.

    Make sure you give a 110% and ignore the 50% of the 80% that wants to sleep.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?

    80% of you wants to sleep

    the other

    35% of you wants to lose weight

    BUT

    there is 5% of you that doubts yourself.

    Make sure you give a 110% and ignore the 50% of the 80% that wants to sleep.

    :drinker:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?

    80% of you wants to sleep

    the other

    35% of you wants to lose weight

    BUT

    there is 5% of you that doubts yourself.

    Make sure you give a 110% and ignore the 50% of the 80% that wants to sleep.

    :drinker:

    Glad to help,
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why does my dog constantly fall flat on her face on the same spot of ice each day....

    The better question is...why do you walk your dog on the same spot of ice each day?
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
    I hate my job, my hours are constantly changing, and repeated meetings with my supervisor have been to no avail. She even hired a new person from outside to fill the full time spot I asked for. I've worked super hard for her since I've been here. My community has very few jobs and this was all I could find. I have a Bachelor's degree and it's not being used.

    Help me WOLF!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I hate my job, my hours are constantly changing, and repeated meetings with my supervisor have been to no avail. She even hired a new person from outside to fill the full time spot I asked for. I've worked super hard for her since I've been here. My community has very few jobs and this was all I could find. I have a Bachelor's degree and it's not being used.

    Help me WOLF!

    Web Cam Girl. Fantastic hours and endless fringe benefits.
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
    Thanks Wolf!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    So much conflicting advice on the forums makes my head hurt. Please give me your thoughts on the following:

    diet soda
    milk
    1200 cal diets
    low carb diets
    deep squats
    using your exercise calories for alcohol
    logging sexy time or housecleaning as exercise

    Thanks Wolf!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    So much conflicting advice on the forums makes my head hurt. Please give me your thoughts on the following:

    diet soda
    milk
    1200 cal diets
    low carb diets
    deep squats
    using your exercise calories for alcohol
    logging sexy time or housecleaning as exercise

    Thanks Wolf!

    Milk should be skim
    eliminate soda completely (unless mixing with liquor)
    1200 and low carb=good
    Deep squats = good, unless you've had baked beans
    using cals for alcohol = VERY BAD
    sexy time/housecleaning= good, but logging it for exercise = VERY bad
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Thanks oh wise one!

    x bows x
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    why is Bob Costas so short?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    why is Bob Costas so short?

    back in 1983 he had a very controversial leg reduction surgery. He was actually 6'11, but not coordinated in sports or athletics. Unfortunately, all that extra leg was transplanted into his ego.
  • Mathguy1
    Mathguy1 Posts: 207 Member
    Two quick questions that have baffled me for a while:

    1. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
    2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?
  • committed120
    committed120 Posts: 23
    Wolf...after reading the answers on this thread, I've fired my therapist. So thanks for giving such helpful and inspiring advice to all of life's mysteries. You are genius. Seriously. :)
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Two quick questions that have baffled me for a while:

    1. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
    2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

    1. Glue does stick, but you need to put gum on it first.
    2. For the same reason we used to hit the tv when the antenna didnt work.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolf...after reading the answers on this thread, I've fired my therapist. So thanks for giving such helpful and inspiring advice to all of life's mysteries. You are genius. Seriously. :)

    You're most welcome. It would be a shame to not share my sage like gift of bad advice.
  • _Xtine
    _Xtine Posts: 97 Member
    I'd like a new screen name.
    I'm not a fan of my last name being shortened to "Moo" on a fitness site.

    Any suggestions? :)
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    hmm,,,
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    I'm surrounded by dumb people, only they don't know they're dumb. Suggestions?

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