Its Time for ASK THE WOLF...Let me make ur problems worse!

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  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?

    80% of you wants to sleep

    the other

    35% of you wants to lose weight

    BUT

    there is 5% of you that doubts yourself.

    Make sure you give a 110% and ignore the 50% of the 80% that wants to sleep.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?

    80% of you wants to sleep

    the other

    35% of you wants to lose weight

    BUT

    there is 5% of you that doubts yourself.

    Make sure you give a 110% and ignore the 50% of the 80% that wants to sleep.

    :drinker:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I've been really tired from P90X, I'm not in the mood for anything but sleep,what should I do?

    80% of you wants to sleep

    the other

    35% of you wants to lose weight

    BUT

    there is 5% of you that doubts yourself.

    Make sure you give a 110% and ignore the 50% of the 80% that wants to sleep.

    :drinker:

    Glad to help,
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Why does my dog constantly fall flat on her face on the same spot of ice each day....

    The better question is...why do you walk your dog on the same spot of ice each day?
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
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    I hate my job, my hours are constantly changing, and repeated meetings with my supervisor have been to no avail. She even hired a new person from outside to fill the full time spot I asked for. I've worked super hard for her since I've been here. My community has very few jobs and this was all I could find. I have a Bachelor's degree and it's not being used.

    Help me WOLF!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I hate my job, my hours are constantly changing, and repeated meetings with my supervisor have been to no avail. She even hired a new person from outside to fill the full time spot I asked for. I've worked super hard for her since I've been here. My community has very few jobs and this was all I could find. I have a Bachelor's degree and it's not being used.

    Help me WOLF!

    Web Cam Girl. Fantastic hours and endless fringe benefits.
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
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    Thanks Wolf!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    So much conflicting advice on the forums makes my head hurt. Please give me your thoughts on the following:

    diet soda
    milk
    1200 cal diets
    low carb diets
    deep squats
    using your exercise calories for alcohol
    logging sexy time or housecleaning as exercise

    Thanks Wolf!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    So much conflicting advice on the forums makes my head hurt. Please give me your thoughts on the following:

    diet soda
    milk
    1200 cal diets
    low carb diets
    deep squats
    using your exercise calories for alcohol
    logging sexy time or housecleaning as exercise

    Thanks Wolf!

    Milk should be skim
    eliminate soda completely (unless mixing with liquor)
    1200 and low carb=good
    Deep squats = good, unless you've had baked beans
    using cals for alcohol = VERY BAD
    sexy time/housecleaning= good, but logging it for exercise = VERY bad
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Thanks oh wise one!

    x bows x
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    why is Bob Costas so short?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    why is Bob Costas so short?

    back in 1983 he had a very controversial leg reduction surgery. He was actually 6'11, but not coordinated in sports or athletics. Unfortunately, all that extra leg was transplanted into his ego.
  • Mathguy1
    Mathguy1 Posts: 207 Member
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    Two quick questions that have baffled me for a while:

    1. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
    2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?
  • committed120
    committed120 Posts: 23
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    Wolf...after reading the answers on this thread, I've fired my therapist. So thanks for giving such helpful and inspiring advice to all of life's mysteries. You are genius. Seriously. :)
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Two quick questions that have baffled me for a while:

    1. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
    2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

    1. Glue does stick, but you need to put gum on it first.
    2. For the same reason we used to hit the tv when the antenna didnt work.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Wolf...after reading the answers on this thread, I've fired my therapist. So thanks for giving such helpful and inspiring advice to all of life's mysteries. You are genius. Seriously. :)

    You're most welcome. It would be a shame to not share my sage like gift of bad advice.
  • _Xtine
    _Xtine Posts: 97 Member
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    I'd like a new screen name.
    I'm not a fan of my last name being shortened to "Moo" on a fitness site.

    Any suggestions? :)
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    hmm,,,
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
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    I'm surrounded by dumb people, only they don't know they're dumb. Suggestions?

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