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Its Time for ASK THE WOLF...Let me make ur problems worse!

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  • Linda_Darlene
    Linda_Darlene Posts: 453 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
    but I'm not wearing heels today.... :wink:

    lift your chin up a bit, need to do an adams apple check.

    But wait... I know a guy had his adam's apple removed!
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    My shoelaces are too short to double knot my running shoes.

    What do I do?!

    This is where the duck tape you keep in your purse for those secret lunch S&M sessions comes in handy.

    I constantly wonder what happens to the poor duck when we keep putting that silver tape on him. I imagine chafing and painfully plucked feathers at every turn.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I go to a mexican restaraunt and order re-fried beans that have only been fried once?

    If I reheat stir fry in the microwave is it still stir fry?
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
    I find I spend alot of time on MFP threads than I do working while at work. How do I give up my addiction and get serious about my job?
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    Does "pull and pray" work?
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Is it true the radiation from the microwave will cure my my cancer from the aspartame ?
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    Why is there so much butt hurt on the interwebz?
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    Is it true the radiation from the microwave will cure my my cancer from the aspartame ?

    Oh my, this cracked me up.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I find I spend alot of time on MFP threads than I do working while at work. How do I give up my addiction and get serious about my job?

    Why? Ewww
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Does "pull and pray" work?

    Yes, 70% of the time it works 25% of the time.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why is there so much butt hurt on the interwebz?

    Thats,what al gore wanted.
  • allenhandley
    allenhandley Posts: 134 Member
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Can I go to a mexican restaraunt and order re-fried beans that have only been fried once?

    If I reheat stir fry in the microwave is it still stir fry?
    forget once or twice....the heating procesd is foul....a fat guy puts them in his underwear for 20mins
  • taliar93
    taliar93 Posts: 111 Member
    [/quote]
    forget once or twice....the heating procesd is foul....a fat guy puts them in his underwear for 20mins
    [quote/]

    You Sir, are better than any therapist. :flowerforyou:
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
    He was actually 6'11, but not coordinated in sports or athletics. Unfortunately, all that extra leg was transplanted into his ego.



    Isn't that transplant called a "lego"
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    when you put cold things in a thermos, they stay cold. when you put hot things in a thermos, they stay hot.

    how does the thermos know?
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    my boyfriend made me sleep on the wet spot last night, does that mean he doesn't love me anymore?
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.

    Check for adams apple first bro. ALWAYS!



    Good call Dawg! It's a strange city in which I habitate.
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
    when you put cold things in a thermos, they stay cold. when you put hot things in a thermos, they stay hot.

    how does the thermos know?



    Funny bc I actually asked this when I was 6.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    forget once or twice....the heating procesd is foul....a fat guy puts them in his underwear for 20mins
    [quote/]

    You Sir, are better than any therapist. :flowerforyou:
    [/quote]

    thanks and not only that my prices are good.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    my boyfriend made me sleep on the wet spot last night, does that mean he doesn't love me anymore?

    depends on who's wet spot.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn

    A. Report it stolen
    B. ROll it off a cliff and watch it explode.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    when you put cold things in a thermos, they stay cold. when you put hot things in a thermos, they stay hot.

    how does the thermos know?

    Its related to cold fusion energy as seen in the movie The Saint.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn

    A. Report it stolen
    B. ROll it off a cliff and watch it explode.

    Genius!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'd like a new screen name.
    I'm not a fan of my last name being shortened to "Moo" on a fitness site.

    Any suggestions? :)

    XXXTine
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn

    A. Report it stolen
    B. ROll it off a cliff and watch it explode.

    Genius!

    you're welcome
  • cupboard_stalker
    cupboard_stalker Posts: 62 Member
    Why ARE you so funny?
  • _Xtine
    _Xtine Posts: 97 Member
    I'd like a new screen name.
    I'm not a fan of my last name being shortened to "Moo" on a fitness site.

    Any suggestions? :)

    XXXTine

    So I could be XTine and be a saint or XXXTine and not so much. HA!
  • morningmud
    morningmud Posts: 477 Member
    My coworker keeps coming into my work area and won’t shut her hole. How shall I repel her?
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