Its Time for ASK THE WOLF...Let me make ur problems worse!

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  • Linda_Darlene
    Linda_Darlene Posts: 453 Member
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    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
    but I'm not wearing heels today.... :wink:

    lift your chin up a bit, need to do an adams apple check.

    But wait... I know a guy had his adam's apple removed!
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    My shoelaces are too short to double knot my running shoes.

    What do I do?!

    This is where the duck tape you keep in your purse for those secret lunch S&M sessions comes in handy.

    I constantly wonder what happens to the poor duck when we keep putting that silver tape on him. I imagine chafing and painfully plucked feathers at every turn.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Can I go to a mexican restaraunt and order re-fried beans that have only been fried once?

    If I reheat stir fry in the microwave is it still stir fry?
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
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    I find I spend alot of time on MFP threads than I do working while at work. How do I give up my addiction and get serious about my job?
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
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    Does "pull and pray" work?
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    Is it true the radiation from the microwave will cure my my cancer from the aspartame ?
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
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    Why is there so much butt hurt on the interwebz?
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
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    Is it true the radiation from the microwave will cure my my cancer from the aspartame ?

    Oh my, this cracked me up.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I find I spend alot of time on MFP threads than I do working while at work. How do I give up my addiction and get serious about my job?

    Why? Ewww
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Does "pull and pray" work?

    Yes, 70% of the time it works 25% of the time.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Why is there so much butt hurt on the interwebz?

    Thats,what al gore wanted.
  • allenhandley
    allenhandley Posts: 134 Member
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    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Can I go to a mexican restaraunt and order re-fried beans that have only been fried once?

    If I reheat stir fry in the microwave is it still stir fry?
    forget once or twice....the heating procesd is foul....a fat guy puts them in his underwear for 20mins
  • taliar93
    taliar93 Posts: 111 Member
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    forget once or twice....the heating procesd is foul....a fat guy puts them in his underwear for 20mins
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    You Sir, are better than any therapist. :flowerforyou:
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
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    He was actually 6'11, but not coordinated in sports or athletics. Unfortunately, all that extra leg was transplanted into his ego.



    Isn't that transplant called a "lego"
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    when you put cold things in a thermos, they stay cold. when you put hot things in a thermos, they stay hot.

    how does the thermos know?
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    my boyfriend made me sleep on the wet spot last night, does that mean he doesn't love me anymore?
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.

    Check for adams apple first bro. ALWAYS!



    Good call Dawg! It's a strange city in which I habitate.
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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    when you put cold things in a thermos, they stay cold. when you put hot things in a thermos, they stay hot.

    how does the thermos know?



    Funny bc I actually asked this when I was 6.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    forget once or twice....the heating procesd is foul....a fat guy puts them in his underwear for 20mins
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    You Sir, are better than any therapist. :flowerforyou:
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    thanks and not only that my prices are good.

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