Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)

runwmeNC · January 2013

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel

Audible <aweeeeeeee>

footiechick82 · January 2013

Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?

ECatherineS · January 2013

Baby, you're like a bag a skittles and I'd like to taste that rainbow.

Do you like Little Ceasers? Because you're looking hot-n-ready.

mrnedburns · January 2013

{meant to reply to other post}

mrnedburns · January 2013

There are ten types of people who can read binary. Are you one of them?

I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...

There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!

2credneck208 · January 2013

I lost my number, can I have your's?
Someone actually used that on me.

coliema · January 2013

Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

lobster888 · January 2013

(Not my line - but)

I am going to rewrite the alphabet so I can put "U" and "I" together!!!

It kinda worked - It was a young teenager and his bother hitting on me and my sister ( we were in our early thirties and it was on a girl weekend cruise). We let them hang out with us --- they had a lot of pictures to brag about - hahaha!!!

jarrodburroughs7 · January 2013

I see you're drinking a gin and tonic. That was my uncle's favorite drink. But I bet you're a better kisser.

AliceRabbit13 · January 2013

would not jump on the gin and tonic line lol

"I'm no weatherman, but you're gonna get several inches tonight!" (That one makes me giggle)

and my favorite...

"How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice...my name's .......

iLoveMyPitbull1225 · January 2013

"I could eat a peach for hours"

From the movie Face/off. Might not technically be a pick up line.... but if a man said it to me I'd be done.

faster_than_flash · January 2013

I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...

There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!

If you write it that way - then everyone understands it.

Also - it's a filter pick up line. I want someone who knows what's goin on ;-)

YoungDoc2B · January 2013

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. *Insert rimshot*

runwmeNC · January 2013

"I could eat a peach for hours"

From the movie Face/off. Might not technically be a pick up line.... but if a man said it to me I'd be done.

You all are going too fast! I'm trying to write these all down. The weekend is coming fast and I need to be prepared.

SlimSammy2012 · January 2013

How did you get into those Jeans, Tell me how Can I? (Per the new song on Country radio!)

JennetteMac · January 2013

"can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

If a bloke used that one on me I'd love it. Perhaps I'm too easy!
The one that never works is,
"Grab your coat. You've pulled."

AngelsInThighHighs · January 2013

Baby my name isnt fred flintstone but i sure can make yo bed rock.

jsd43953 · January 2013

Definitely would say YES TO YOU on that

Well... I have returned to ramble a few up:

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?