Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)
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you must have a mirror on your zipper, because I can see myself in your jeans.0
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If I said you had a nice *kitten* would you hold it against me??0
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you must have a mirror on your zipper, because I can see myself in your jeans.0
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.0
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Those pants would look perfect on my bedroom floor.0
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Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
He got game.0 -
is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants :devil:0
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel0
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
High five. Well done.0 -
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.0
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel
Audible <aweeeeeeee>0 -
Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?0
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Baby, you're like a bag a skittles and I'd like to taste that rainbow.
Do you like Little Ceasers? Because you're looking hot-n-ready.0 -
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There are ten types of people who can read binary. Are you one of them?
I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...
There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.
This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!0 -
I lost my number, can I have your's?
Someone actually used that on me.0 -
Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?0
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(Not my line - but)
I am going to rewrite the alphabet so I can put "U" and "I" together!!!
It kinda worked - It was a young teenager and his bother hitting on me and my sister ( we were in our early thirties and it was on a girl weekend cruise). We let them hang out with us --- they had a lot of pictures to brag about - hahaha!!!0 -
I see you're drinking a gin and tonic. That was my uncle's favorite drink. But I bet you're a better kisser.0
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would not jump on the gin and tonic line lol
"I'm no weatherman, but you're gonna get several inches tonight!" (That one makes me giggle)
and my favorite...
"How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice...my name's .......
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