Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)

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  • Jenrosa28
    Jenrosa28 Posts: 732 Member
    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!!! ;)
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
    Don't know what's gotten into me lately...... But I wish it were you :wink:
  • DarkOctoberNight
    DarkOctoberNight Posts: 111 Member
    Nice lol that would make me laugh

    "Baby, you must be a kugelblitz cause you're so hot I just can't explain it"
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Hey that's my wallet !!!!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Hi, I'm Batman...
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    That would have caught me offguard and made me laugh. It would have TOTALLY worked. I would have bought YOU a drink. :)


    Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?
    (He says..um..no why?)

    Well I wanted to give you my number and draw a heart around it, so that you'd remember me and call.
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    "Hey babeh, got any raisins? No? How 'bout a date?"

    *Edited to add: No, I wouldn't fall for the one above, hah!
  • Ayeshat
    Ayeshat Posts: 209
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. *Insert rimshot*
    YES this would work on me, i love a geek!
    also
    'try and seduce me, my resistance is low'
    'my magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear...... oh you are?......... It must be 15 minutes fast'
    'charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, if you were a pokemon, i'd choose you!'
    'my love for you is like pi... never ending'
    ''i wish i was your derivtive so that i could lie tangent to your curves'
    'do you love water coz that means you love 80% of me'
    and the geeky lines go on
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    that shirt is really becoming on you.... of course if i were on you, i'd be cuming too :)
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    One time while traveling thru New Mexico, This man looks me up and down, licks his lips, and says "damn girl, you look just like my sister"
    Wish I was making that up LOL
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Q: Do you have any italian/french/german/argentinian/thai etc. in you?

    A: No.

    Q: Want some?

    My fave because it immediately tells me who I'm dealing with so I can right away refer to all my deeply held stereotypes and labels. :wink:

    NOTE: This line only works between the races because if one answers yes, there's no punch line. There is then though an open door to discuss commonalities fave foods or whatnot. Win/Win line.
  • ejsanchez1
    ejsanchez1 Posts: 3
    Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    wow @ that lol


    Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
  • LeanQuest
    LeanQuest Posts: 57
    "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven"
  • oudixon
    oudixon Posts: 389 Member
    Would you like to go have pizza and a *kitten*?






    What don't like pizza?
  • Foxxy18
    Foxxy18 Posts: 119 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    What winks and f**ks like a tiger? *wink*
    a man would definitely have my attention with this one, LMAO
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    LMFAO
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    I'm going outside to makeout, care to join me?
  • poopoomonkey1978
    poopoomonkey1978 Posts: 108 Member
    from a song..."Do you work at subway because you can give me a footlong any day"
  • Ron6098
    Ron6098 Posts: 31
    Too funny!
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    Hello... but i think you may have to be Captain Jack Harkness to pull it off
  • Nikki31104
    Nikki31104 Posts: 816 Member
    Q. Do you have a boyfriend?

    A. No.

    Q. Can I put in an application.

    Just so you know...it worked. That was over nine years ago and we are still going strong. :)
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
    I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

    I always thought that one was cute.

    Additionally - remember my name, you'll be screaming it later.
  • kms1320
    kms1320 Posts: 599 Member
    If God made anything better looking than you he must have kept it for himself.
  • kms1320
    kms1320 Posts: 599 Member
    Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
    If God made anything better looking than you he must have kept it for himself.
    That's one of those "just corny enough to be sweet" lines.. annnnnnnnd would def work on me.
  • jezama77
    jezama77 Posts: 138 Member
    Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?

    I thought I was the only one that used that one! Oh man....my line's been taken!
  • cebiginalaska
    cebiginalaska Posts: 280 Member
    Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

    My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

    Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

    You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

    You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
  • jezama77
    jezama77 Posts: 138 Member
    There are ten types of people who can read binary. Are you one of them?

    I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...

    There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!
    You're awesome!

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