Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)
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"I could eat a peach for hours"
From the movie Face/off. Might not technically be a pick up line.... but if a man said it to me I'd be done.0 -
I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...
There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.
This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!
If you write it that way - then everyone understands it.
Also - it's a filter pick up line. I want someone who knows what's goin on ;-)0 -
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. *Insert rimshot*0
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"I could eat a peach for hours"
From the movie Face/off. Might not technically be a pick up line.... but if a man said it to me I'd be done.
You all are going too fast! I'm trying to write these all down. The weekend is coming fast and I need to be prepared.0 -
How did you get into those Jeans, Tell me how Can I? (Per the new song on Country radio!)0
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"can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
If a bloke used that one on me I'd love it. Perhaps I'm too easy!
The one that never works is,
"Grab your coat. You've pulled."0 -
Baby my name isnt fred flintstone but i sure can make yo bed rock.0
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Definitely would say YES TO YOU on that
Well... I have returned to ramble a few up:
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?0 -
MUST.....NOT......COMMENT.......ARGGGGGGGG0
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Wanna fu...?
Actually worked a few times. That was a LOOONG time ago in my arrogant youth.
Don't judge me!0 -
Wanna fu...?
Actually worked a few times. That was a LOOONG time ago in my arrogant youth.
Don't judge me!0 -
DTF?
Usually works.0 -
What winks and f**ks like a tiger? *wink*0
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Your eyes are bluer than my toilet water.0
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did it hurt
Wait for it...
Reply: Did what hurt
When you fell from heaven.0 -
I'd like to take you out for a soda..
Perhaps some "mount and do"0 -
You remind me of my pinky toe.....
Short, cute, and I am definitely going to bang you on my couch some time0 -
No.
lol.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.0 -
Are you tired......
Cause you've been running through my mind all day0 -
Eh, not really
Wanna go for pizza and a F@#K? What you don't like pizza?0
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