Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)

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  • Jenrosa28
    Jenrosa28 Posts: 732 Member
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    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!!! ;)
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
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    Don't know what's gotten into me lately...... But I wish it were you :wink:
  • DarkOctoberNight
    DarkOctoberNight Posts: 111 Member
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    Nice lol that would make me laugh

    "Baby, you must be a kugelblitz cause you're so hot I just can't explain it"
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Hey that's my wallet !!!!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Hi, I'm Batman...
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    That would have caught me offguard and made me laugh. It would have TOTALLY worked. I would have bought YOU a drink. :)


    Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?
    (He says..um..no why?)

    Well I wanted to give you my number and draw a heart around it, so that you'd remember me and call.
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
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    "Hey babeh, got any raisins? No? How 'bout a date?"

    *Edited to add: No, I wouldn't fall for the one above, hah!
  • Ayeshat
    Ayeshat Posts: 209
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    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. *Insert rimshot*
    YES this would work on me, i love a geek!
    also
    'try and seduce me, my resistance is low'
    'my magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear...... oh you are?......... It must be 15 minutes fast'
    'charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, if you were a pokemon, i'd choose you!'
    'my love for you is like pi... never ending'
    ''i wish i was your derivtive so that i could lie tangent to your curves'
    'do you love water coz that means you love 80% of me'
    and the geeky lines go on
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,094 Member
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    that shirt is really becoming on you.... of course if i were on you, i'd be cuming too :)
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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    One time while traveling thru New Mexico, This man looks me up and down, licks his lips, and says "damn girl, you look just like my sister"
    Wish I was making that up LOL
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Q: Do you have any italian/french/german/argentinian/thai etc. in you?

    A: No.

    Q: Want some?

    My fave because it immediately tells me who I'm dealing with so I can right away refer to all my deeply held stereotypes and labels. :wink:

    NOTE: This line only works between the races because if one answers yes, there's no punch line. There is then though an open door to discuss commonalities fave foods or whatnot. Win/Win line.
  • ejsanchez1
    ejsanchez1 Posts: 3
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    Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    wow @ that lol


    Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
  • LeanQuest
    LeanQuest Posts: 57
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    "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven"
  • oudixon
    oudixon Posts: 389 Member
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    Would you like to go have pizza and a *kitten*?






    What don't like pizza?
  • Foxxy18
    Foxxy18 Posts: 119 Member
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    What winks and f**ks like a tiger? *wink*
    a man would definitely have my attention with this one, LMAO
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    LMFAO
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    I'm going outside to makeout, care to join me?
  • poopoomonkey1978
    poopoomonkey1978 Posts: 108 Member
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    from a song..."Do you work at subway because you can give me a footlong any day"

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