The Guys' Rules

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  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
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    all are reasonable, EXCEPT:

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.
  • tlacox1
    tlacox1 Posts: 373 Member
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    bump
  • kaytiecakes
    kaytiecakes Posts: 79 Member
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    This reads like something a guy who's really horrible with women wrote.
  • Denise1224
    Denise1224 Posts: 150 Member
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    all are reasonable, EXCEPT:

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    ^This exactly!! And LMAO hilarious!
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
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    The mind of a perfectly logical man. I love it.
  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
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    I think numbers 1-1 were insightful but number 1 isn't true for all.

    I disagree. Number one goes hand in hand with number 1.


    I see where you're coming from with number 1, but if you look at number 1 you will see the validity of my point in that it counteracts numbers 1 and 1.
  • pepeleo
    pepeleo Posts: 49 Member
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    This is too good and funny. I shall copy this and post it on my facebook. Thanks for the chuckle.
  • HardRockCamaro
    HardRockCamaro Posts: 147
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    Yes, very picky. Glad those are not my guys rules, granted some fit, but some are just whiny, :)

    They are your guys rules. Trust me.

    This list is definitive. You can substitute golf, rugby, cars for whatever his main interests are. Other than that it is universal...
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
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    bump
  • haroon_awan
    haroon_awan Posts: 1,208 Member
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    Brilliant!
  • _Tristan_
    _Tristan_ Posts: 221 Member
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    Never gets old... and so true!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    YAY for generalizations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LaviMc
    LaviMc Posts: 355 Member
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    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

    FINALLY the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear "THE Rules" from the female side.

    Now here are the rules from the male side.

    Please note.... these are all NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE.

    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

    1. Sunday Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport. AND NO, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one :
    Subtle Hints do not work!
    Strong Hints do not work!
    Obvious Hints do not work!
    Just say it !!!!

    1. YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.


    1. A headache that last for 17 months is a PROBLEM. See a doctor.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In Fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret Girls, DON'T Expect us to act like Soap Opera Guys!!

    1. If you think you're Fat, your probably are. DON'T ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted in TWO ways and One of the ways makes you Sad or Angry, we meant THE OTHER ONE.

    1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us How you want it done. NOT BOTH. If you already know best how to do it, JUST do it Yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and Neither do we.

    1. All men see in only 16 colours, Like WINDOWS default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.

    1. If it itches, it Will be scratched. We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "NOTHING", We will act like NOTHING's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything your wear is fine.....REALLY

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as rugby, cars or golf.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. ROUND is a Shape as well

    1. Thank you for reading this.

    TONIGHT; YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH
    But Did You Know Men Really Don't Mind That? It's like CAMPING.

    HILARIOUS and VERY true!!! lol
  • BigAlfrn
    BigAlfrn Posts: 173 Member
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    I love this!!!
  • DIG_
    DIG_ Posts: 20
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    great stuff!
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    1. If something we said can be interpreted in TWO ways and One of the ways makes you Sad or Angry, we meant THE OTHER ONE.

    :laugh:
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
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    hahaha nice ;)
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
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    How can I give this to my wife without giving it to my wife?

    Not possible...you will be in the dog house :P

    But just think of it as Camping.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    How can I give this to my wife without giving it to my wife?

    Not possible...you will be in the dog house :P

    It's ok - they like camping, remember?
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
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    No matter how many times I've seen this list, it's still funny.

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