Words You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth

JohnnyResets

I really have to watch my sodium because I retain water

melinda200208

That made me laugh out loud!!!!!

Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat." :laugh: :laugh:
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Danger2OneSelf

I can't smoke weed it's dangerous and inhibits my workouts

PaulFromEssex

Hi, my names Paul ... and I used to be a chocoholic!

hearthemelody

Massive Weight loss=Saggy Vagina's?

coolraul07

It appears that some posters misunderstood the question, so I'm covering both sides:

Never would've thought I'd say the following, but I HAVE at least once:
• It's 11pm on a work night I still need to eat 1,400 cals to net at my BMR! <exasperated sigh>
• Time to eat again?! I'm too full! <exasperated sigh>
• It's 6pm on a work day and I'm full off of 500 cals of fruits and veggies! <exasperated sigh>
• I can fit into these pants that were previously tight, so I put them in a box 15 years ago and forgot about... and they're slightly loose!
• 'Buffalo'? Nah, too much sodium...
• Dressing/sauce on the side, please.
• Treadmill: 3.0mph @ 15% or 4.0mph @ 6% for extended period without being winded... piece of cake!
• Ooooooh, I can't wait for my new treadmill to arrive! <Japanese anime school girl giggle>
• Strength training, huh? First, let me read up on it and make a detailed plan... (as opposed to being a meathead with no plan, working out for hours like I'm a kid in a candy store, wait 3 days and get hit with CRIPPLING DOMS that last 3 weeks! - Summer 1990, true story!)
• Maybe next year I'm run a 5k! (or run at all, for that matter!)

Still can't imagine EVER saying the following: (no offense meant to those that do, just ain't for me)
• (Half/ultra-)marathon/<any>-athalon? Now that's for me!
• Vegan/Vegetarian/Pescatarian? Now that's for me!
• Paleo? Now that's for me!
• Weight Watchers? Now that's for me!
• NutriSystem? Now that's for me!
• Atkins? Now that's for me!
• <insert any uber-restrictive, non-sustainable diet plan>? Now that's for me!

*Edited to correct spelling

Moxie42

This week:

"I'm not drinking this month," along with ordering diet coke at a bar.

"I can't wait to get home and do my workout!"

Moxie42

That made me laugh out loud!!!!!

Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat." :laugh: :laugh:

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LOL!!!! I have to keep asking my cat not to put boogers on the wall...but he won't listen. :grumble:

ValerieMartini2Olives

I LOVE BRUSSELS SPROUTS

likitisplit

Look, I don't think the ones that you say after you have kids should count. All bets are off when you have toddlers. Just sayin'

polarsjewel

Also "Stop putting boogers on the cat."

You mean you're not supposed to put them on the cat?? Dang! LOL

Smilee3233

I`m a recovering chocoholic!

justgowithit17

let's go to walmart!

amandapye78

No, you are not wearing those pants in public they are too tight ( said to my teenage daughter)
No you cannot have a pushup bra (also said to my teenage daughter)
Please wash off that makeup (said to my teenage SON!)
Please stop putting your finger in the dogs butt. (said to same teenage daughter when she was 2 yrs old lol)

I am so sorry you are allergic to makeup do you need some Benadryl? ( said to my husband after my 6 yr old daughter did his makeup, poor guy swelled up and turned all blotchy)

RachelDenise30

"Get your *kitten* off my big toe"! said to my cat who decided to sit on my foot.

mikey1976

look ma no hands pretty much goes with every thing

mom can i dress as a girl this year for helloween 'twice ones as a knee high young lad the 2 time when i was 25 you should of seen all the odd faces i got in the mensroom and there was a third time i was 22 these two gales wanted to dress me up like barbie before the one gale went home. so i said sure. i still love women i may not understand them but i love them any way

kelfer80

Can't drink tonight gotta git the gym at 5am!!

polarsjewel

Bump - These are priceless