Will Coffee Enemas help me lose weight?

michellekicks

I was reading about coffee enemas on the internets. Do you think this will help me lose weight?
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/florida-couple-addicted-coffee-enemas-article-1.1259169

olDave

WHAT????? That's NOT where coffee goes!!!

Yanicka1

Where is C when we need her?


NO

taso42

almost took you seriously for a minute there.

packratpatty

Sure it will make you lose weight....when you scald your rectum so badly you don't dare eat solid food for a year. You'll lose plenty.

Contrarian

Oh, you.

SVCat

Where is C when we need her?


NO

I thought you were pointing at the freshly inserted enema.

sunsnstatheart

"Euphoria" - that's a lot of caffein going in down there

mbajrami

I don't know about coffees, but I've been having great success with Green Tea enemas.

greeniblonde

And grind the grounds into your cellulite, coffee is magic! :laugh:

mustgetmuscles1

Mmmm crappucinos.

buildingdreams

thats a waste of coffee

Yanicka1

Where is C when we need her?


NO

I thought you were pointing at the freshly inserted enema.

Lol I suck at posing....thank you for hurting my feelings

MsJulielicious

Get your *kitten* together Florida!

poedunk65

No they just make you crap faster, LMAO

JenniTheVeggie

Mmmm crappucinos.

:laugh:

giggitygoo

What do you think would happen if we paired this with the vodka tampon? Possible nirvana?

LilacDreamer

Denjo060

Ummmmm What? Where the heck did you see that OMG stay off the internet ummm well except for MFP :noway:

darlilama

Mmmm crappucinos.

:laugh:

AngryDiet

Yes. The caffeine buzz will increase your TDEE making it easier for you to maintain a deficit.

Try it and let us know.

cazzer69

Mmmm crappucinos.

Actual LOL

almc170

No. Just no.

LilacDreamer

What do you think would happen if we paired this with the vodka tampon? Possible nirvana?

aprp86

Mmmm crappucinos.

LMAO!!!

sdbart

:noway: :laugh: :drinker: Kind of takes the idea of coffee addict to a new level

Pimpmonkey

Mmmm crappucinos.

Thanks alot. I just shot water out my nose!

MoreBean13

This sounds like a totally great idea.

yo_andi

Straight tequila for me.

CorvusCorax77

Everyone here is so judgmental! Do what you want... It might work for you!

I am going to do a colonic.... I don't think it's going to help me lose weight. But I'm dying to see what it feels like to be Giger-esque. Hey- whatever floats yer boat!

dmpizza

I think the Starbucks sizes are;
Tall
Grande
Venti
Crape