Do Zombies Poop?
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Here's my question. Zombies are corpses, most of the ones on Walking Dead seem to be on the first(out of 5) stages of decomposition. Okay, maybe second, some are a little bloated.
How come the process stops there?? I mean really, in a few weeks time they should all liquify, and there you go: No more zombies!!
Or skeleton zombies? I don't know.0 -
What was a Twinkie any how?
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Also... how is it that all of the zombies' naughty parts are always fully clothed?
The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?
Why are zombies so sexist?
Zombie code enforcement. Any exposure of private parts results in an immediate head shot.0 -
The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?
Bike girl was topless. And bottomless (hah).
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Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????0
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The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?
Bike girl was topless. And bottomless (hah).0 -
It seems unlikely that zombies poop. Brains have no fiber, according to the database:
Calories 181 Sodium 150 mg
Total Fat 14 g Potassium 0 mg
Saturated 3 g Total Carbs 0 g
Polyunsaturated 2 g Dietary Fiber 0 g
Monounsaturated 4 g Sugars 0 g
Trans 0 g Protein 12 g
Cholesterol 1802 mg
ps if you enter "brains" into the database you get more hits than you might expect, particularly Kelloggs All Brain Cereal. Apparently they are already among us.0 -
Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????
Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!0 -
The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?
Bike girl was topless. And bottomless (hah).0 -
yes they do, but its literally called a brain fart! :laugh: :laugh:0
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Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????
Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!
Okay. I guess i don't have to pretend i thought you were turning and "accidentally" shoot you.0 -
As others have said; read the Zombie Survival Guide. According to that book at least:
For pooping, no they don't. They have the urge to eat but no physical need for it. The material is passed into their stomach until the stomach ruptures and then the flesh they consumes falls out of the rupture. (kinda like a skeleton trying to drink wine).
For decomposition; The theory is that the virus that causes a zombie to become a zombie is resistant to normal bacterial decay, so any flesh that is infected will decay at a very very slow rate (years instead of weeks).0 -
I'm a huge TWD fan but who the hell is mowing all the LAWNS:huh:0
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I'm a huge TWD fan but who the hell is mowing all the LAWNS:huh:
The vegan zombies.0 -
Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????
Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!
To be honest, my man is Rick but I love Daryl too0 -
yes they do, but its literally called a brain fart! :laugh: :laugh:0
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I'm a huge TWD fan but who the hell is mowing all the LAWNS:huh:0
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Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????
Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!
Okay. I guess i don't have to pretend i thought you were turning and "accidentally" shoot you.
Good! Now we just have to get rid of Carol. She better keep her hands off him!0 -
Well if anyone's really man enough for two..you know it's Daryl.
Okay. I guess i don't have to pretend i thought you were turning and "accidentally" shoot you.0 -
Apparently they are already among us.
yes, yes I am... :laugh:0
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