No guy friends please.
stephdeeable
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I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.
Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!
PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!
PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
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okay0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA :indifferent:0
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we'll do our best to refrain but it's going to be tough since you put yourself out there like that.....must.......resist......\m/0
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Sorry, I couldn't be your friend anyway. I will only friend women who will make waffles with me, and then I promptly unfriend them.0
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Sorry, I couldn't be your friend anyway. I will only friend women who will make waffles with me, and then I promptly unfriend them.
I prefer french toast.0 -
He's secretly hoping you'll bring one of them home.0
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and.... I spit out coffee.0
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Gender is a social construct.0
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Bwahahahahaha! Thank you for this!0
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Gender is a social construct.
Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.0 -
PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
BAahahahahahahaha0 -
I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.
Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!
PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
at first I was all :noway:
and then I was all :laugh:
and now I'm all :flowerforyou:
pretty sure I'd like to be a friend:drinker:0 -
'PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.'
if it ever happens, please take some pictures!0 -
I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.
Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!
PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
at first I was all :noway:
and then I was all :laugh:
and now I'm all :flowerforyou:
pretty sure I'd like to be a friend:drinker:
Please send pics proving your gender along with your FR.0 -
FINE! I didn't want to be friends with you anyway.
PS. Pls tell your boyfriend I said "nice work!"0 -
I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.
Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!
PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
at first I was all :noway:
and then I was all :laugh:
and now I'm all :flowerforyou:
pretty sure I'd like to be a friend:drinker:
Please send pics proving your gender along with your FR.
but what if I'm a She-Male?
FR sent.0 -
Bwahahahahaha! Thank you for this!
I read "this" as "tits" for some reason. My mind is in the gutter today.0 -
Guys aren't the only ones you have to worry about "trying to get with this"..... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.0
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I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet0
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I see what you did there.0
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