No guy friends please.

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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    But...but... I was just going to the store to get you bread.

    Peapod delivers, your argument is null and void
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I fail to see the humor in domestic violence
    Your sense of humor is broked then.

    Besides, it's not domestic violence if it's just a guy having his **** cut off. Geeze, get with it.

    Not cut off, RIPPED off. It sends more of a message.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Yea, next time my wife gets mouthy with me, Imma gonna cut that b!tch!

    Hey, just trying to tie in to the SO mutilation humor thing...

    :drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yea, I like knock'n the ladies around to make sure my sammiches are hot . . .
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    AWW man,,,now that I know she is trolling how do I retract my pic on KIK?
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    Go make me some food......................*hides penis*
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    But...but... I was just going to the store to get you bread.

    Peapod delivers, your argument is null and void

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  • Aarjono
    Aarjono Posts: 228 Member
    Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:

    Nah, because guys always think it is bigger than it actually is.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.

    Yowza. I'm obviously trolling. If this was a serious post to someone actually in a controlling relationship, this would be a pretty terrible reply.


    hahahahaha! Not sure why, but that made me lol'z.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Hmpff fine then..
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

    Bacon.

    Dammit, who ratted us out?!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Hmpff fine then..

    Ah now THAT is what I needed to see....not your response dude, your abs...How YOU doing?

    *oink*

    :smokin:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.


    Damn Right! No control, And done no talking good English either!
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    Your bf sounds like an *kitten*. You shouldn't flatter yourself so much!!
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I thought I told you to wait in the truck...hold ma beer!
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Your bf sounds like an *kitten*. You shouldn't flatter yourself so much!!

    Why not? I'm really, really, ridiculously good looking. Get with it.
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.


    Damn Right! No control, And done no talking good English either!
    :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Your bf sounds like an *kitten*. You shouldn't flatter yourself so much!!

    Why not? I'm really, really, ridiculously good looking. Get with it.

    9/10, would do.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Gender is a social construct.

    Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.

    There are physical constructs to all things. Including different ethnic groups.. what's your point? They're still human.

    HUR

    Erm. No, gender is literally a social construct, it's the definition of gender, not to be confused with sex as in male or female sex. Genitals are correlated with gender but not determinative; because gender is a social construct.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: Wish I could get this thing framed!
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    ^^^^^I'd rather a chicken pot pie......
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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    Cute!! But I don't run, is there one for lifting?
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I feel like that "sammich" pic is going to be what gets this thread locked.

    Please. only cat gifs from here on out.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Hmpff fine then..

    Ah now THAT is what I needed to see....not your response dude, your abs...How YOU doing?

    *oink*

    :smokin:

    Hey I'm not just some abs :sad:
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    whoops. quoted instead of edited.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    Gender is a social construct.

    First it was all science-y....
    ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE "SEX."

    ...and then it got hot!

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