No guy friends please.

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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    But...but... I was just going to the store to get you bread.

    Peapod delivers, your argument is null and void
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I fail to see the humor in domestic violence
    Your sense of humor is broked then.

    Besides, it's not domestic violence if it's just a guy having his **** cut off. Geeze, get with it.

    Not cut off, RIPPED off. It sends more of a message.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Yea, next time my wife gets mouthy with me, Imma gonna cut that b!tch!

    Hey, just trying to tie in to the SO mutilation humor thing...

    :drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yea, I like knock'n the ladies around to make sure my sammiches are hot . . .
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    AWW man,,,now that I know she is trolling how do I retract my pic on KIK?
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    Go make me some food......................*hides penis*
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    But...but... I was just going to the store to get you bread.

    Peapod delivers, your argument is null and void

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  • Aarjono
    Aarjono Posts: 228 Member
    Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:

    Nah, because guys always think it is bigger than it actually is.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.

    Yowza. I'm obviously trolling. If this was a serious post to someone actually in a controlling relationship, this would be a pretty terrible reply.


    hahahahaha! Not sure why, but that made me lol'z.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Hmpff fine then..
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

    Bacon.

    Dammit, who ratted us out?!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Hmpff fine then..

    Ah now THAT is what I needed to see....not your response dude, your abs...How YOU doing?

    *oink*

    :smokin:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.


    Damn Right! No control, And done no talking good English either!
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    Your bf sounds like an *kitten*. You shouldn't flatter yourself so much!!
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I thought I told you to wait in the truck...hold ma beer!
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Your bf sounds like an *kitten*. You shouldn't flatter yourself so much!!

    Why not? I'm really, really, ridiculously good looking. Get with it.
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.


    Damn Right! No control, And done no talking good English either!
    :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Your bf sounds like an *kitten*. You shouldn't flatter yourself so much!!

    Why not? I'm really, really, ridiculously good looking. Get with it.

    9/10, would do.

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