No guy friends please.

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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I feel like that "sammich" pic is going to be what gets this thread locked.

    Please. only cat gifs from here on out.

    anime_cat.jpg

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  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    allrighty then.
  • Thoth8
    Thoth8 Posts: 107
    "PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy."

    Say what Lol....your man must be extremely feminine, my woman does what I say Oo
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I feel like that "sammich" pic is going to be what gets this thread locked.

    Please. only cat gifs from here on out.

    I had that up in my cubicle, and one of the marketing ladies took it about two months ago. I thought she was going to report it to HR until I saw it hanging in her cubicle. :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Not true. I got my *kitten* kicked by a gay man in the bedroom. We were playing Trivial Pursuit, but still....
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Not true. I got my *kitten* kicked by a gay man in the bedroom. We were playing Trivial Pursuit, but still....

    Well there is nothing trivial about Trivial Pursuit. Don't mess with us playing Scrabble either.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    But Guy friends are awesome! I love them! :D
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Your bf sounds like an *kitten*. You shouldn't flatter yourself so much!!

    :noway:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    But Guy friends are awesome! I love them! :D

    Platonic love or hot steamy love?

    Oh yeah, how you doing?
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Bish, gtfo MFP and make me a sammich and find me my remote!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Every woman should have one. :bigsmile:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Every woman should have one. :bigsmile:

    Or three. We often travel in small packs.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I feel like that "sammich" pic is going to be what gets this thread locked.

    Please. only cat gifs from here on out.

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  • ShutUpAndLift257
    ShutUpAndLift257 Posts: 71
    I respect your wishes, so no FR from me. I just don't get this. This is just my opinion but I feel like people that do this, (both men AND women) You must have trust issues or your spouse to do that. It's so sad really! Oh well, to each their own. I'm married but my wife trusts me and would NEVER put limits like that on me. I wouldn't do that to her either, we don't have any underlying issues that have to do that. In fact IF we ever said this to each other, like "you can't have guy/girl friends or else!!" THAT'S when we would have issues... Oh well.
  • JBcat123
    JBcat123 Posts: 211 Member
    this thread cracks me up ....I think this just made my day LOL im laughing histerically.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Every woman should have one. :bigsmile:

    Or three. We often travel in small packs.

    Even better! Some time back I had a gay friend who travelled in a pack and we all went gay bar hopping. It was really fun! And they were like my personal body guards, fending off those straight men who go to gay bars to pick up on unassuming chicks hanging out with their gay friends. lol!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Every woman should have one. :bigsmile:

    Or three. We often travel in small packs.

    Small? Hell, those are whole infantries at Decadence Fest.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I feel like that "sammich" pic is going to be what gets this thread locked.

    Please. only cat gifs from here on out.

    Cats-Animated-Gifs-23_zps11d78933.gif

    OMG! That is the cutest!!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Gender is a social construct.

    Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.

    There are physical constructs to all things. Including different ethnic groups.. what's your point? They're still human.

    HUR

    Erm. No, gender is literally a social construct, it's the definition of gender, not to be confused with sex as in male or female sex. Genitals are correlated with gender but not determinative; because gender is a social construct.

    :love:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Every woman should have one. :bigsmile:

    Or three. We often travel in small packs.

    Even better! Some time back I had a gay friend who travelled in a pack and we all went gay bar hopping. It was really fun! And they were like my personal body guards, fending off those straight men who go to gay bars to pick up on unassuming chicks hanging out with their gay friends. lol!

    Yes, we do like to protect our female companions. We'll totally b1tch-slap an attacker when threatened.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Every woman should have one. :bigsmile:

    Or three. We often travel in small packs.

    Small? Hell, those are whole infantries at Decadence Fest.

    Yes, there are the occasional super packs (not to be confused with super pacs).
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Hmpff fine then..

    Ah now THAT is what I needed to see....not your response dude, your abs...How YOU doing?

    *oink*

    :smokin:

    Hey I'm not just some abs :sad:

    thats what your profile pic says....but no, I agree...you're like abs with bacon...yum
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:

    Nah, because guys always think it is bigger than it actually is.

    ^^This for sure.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Will you accept gay men? We're male but as harmless as straight females...at least in the bedroom!

    Every woman should have one. :bigsmile:

    Or three. We often travel in small packs.

    Even better! Some time back I had a gay friend who travelled in a pack and we all went gay bar hopping. It was really fun! And they were like my personal body guards, fending off those straight men who go to gay bars to pick up on unassuming chicks hanging out with their gay friends. lol!

    Yes, we do like to protect our female companions. We'll totally *****-slap an attacker if needed.

    *high five*
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
    Gender is a social construct.


    ^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    This cat doesn't do Samwiches!
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  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    I'm a liger. I'll take a grilled cheese please
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    sammiches are outdated.

    http://youtu.be/Cd30JESdb9o
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    sammiches are outdated.

    http://youtu.be/Cd30JESdb9o

    Sacrilegious!
  • reneequinn
    reneequinn Posts: 6
    Good thing you clarified. I was beginning to wonder. LOL
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