Break up with the person above you.

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  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I am on a diet and can't eat chocolate
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    You never did like my brownies did you
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    I loved your brownies. I just didn't like it when you shared with others like Zeraus. I'm selfish. Should Give it to me and no one else. I'll always remember the good times. Bye baby!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    your friendship with Travolta makes me feel like you are cheating on me
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    No, no, it's my turn to lift my shirt for the truckers....that's the 5th time I've told you that, we are done!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I wasn't flirting with the waitress! :wink:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    no you were with the maid i'm out
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    I've had to tell you more than once to ask BEFORE borrowing my clothes! Geesh...I'm so out!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    I've had to tell you more than once to ask BEFORE borrowing my clothes! Geesh...I'm so out!

    You keep taking my lipstick and I really like my makeup to stay where I put it. Quit moving my stuff and get out! :mad:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    o don't you give me that puppy face again you know how i feel about you either except me and my pink underwear or i'm hitting the road. ooo to late bye
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    I'm sorry, but you do realize those pink underwear are mine right?? I like you but I just can't share my underwear...,its over!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Well, You won't share your underwear with me so I'll find someone who will!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    who are you looking at? stop looking at her you are with me! I am out you don't pay attention to me
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
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    Your left nipple always wins every round of our staring contests, and I'm just too competitive to have my ego bruised so often! I'm sorry, but this just won't work out.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    You're making me nervous with your daredevil ways....always getting on top of stuff saying you are going to jump just to watch me get really nervous. I can't do this anymore!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    Your sex drive is even higher than mine, baby we are supposed to have feelings not just sex
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    I don't understand men that don't want to have sex with no strings attached....I can't get into these feelings things...see ya
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    I hate that when we walk into the room together, everyone looks at you first. I can't date someone prettier than me.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    You keep stealing my heels
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    And you keep stretching mine out.

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