Break up with the person above you.

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    And you keep stretching mine out.

    I see we're at an impasse
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    I just wanted you to lift me up one time as part of your workout....not everytime.....it's giving me a headache and I gotta go.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Sorry, my wife says i cant have a gf nemore
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    Dude... You broke up with the girl above AND below you! Or can you still keep your amazon queen? lol
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    Dude... You broke up with the girl above AND below you! Or can you still keep your amazon queen? lol

    @MireyGal...it's not you, it's me. No, wait...it is you. On second thought...it's me. I am not hot enough to be with you. :sad:
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Can I smell your shoes? What? no second date...
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    I can't date a guy who lifts... I might get bulky by osmosis...
  • GoHeels1974
    GoHeels1974 Posts: 48
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    I am sorry but your abs taste too good. We must end it my love
  • melmargirly
    melmargirly Posts: 59 Member
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    You cheated on me with her ABS?!?! I know mine aren't as delicious as hers but come on :( That's it...We are done!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Chris Hanson will get me if i date you...
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    will he get me if I date you?

    we can date until that happens, and then see ya!

    oh, and who is Chris Hanson?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    never!
  • melmargirly
    melmargirly Posts: 59 Member
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    will he get me if I date you?

    we can date until that happens, and then see ya!

    oh, and who is Chris Hanson?

    I believe he is the host of "To Catch a Predator" ?!?
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I can't stop thinking of you, but I always get a picture of you killing my last girlfriend T.T
  • Jane_1705
    Jane_1705 Posts: 152 Member
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    I can't believe you just sent your profile pic to my parents. We are through!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    Our lives sound very, very similar and this could get really boring. I'm outta here.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    you are always taking selfies after sex, it is annoying!

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