Break up with the person above you.

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  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You set my lawn to my fire?! What are you crazy?

    We're done.
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    You ripped the t-shirt I gave you? I didn't have lunch for 4 days to buy you that t-shirt!

    Inconsiderate pig! I hate you!
  • Josedavid
    Josedavid Posts: 695 Member
    You still talk to super heroes without telling me... blam! bye bye!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    You havent spoken to me all day :cry:
  • Dulcemami4ever
    Dulcemami4ever Posts: 344 Member
    Can't take all the people staring at your legs!! :explode:
  • stepheatscake
    stepheatscake Posts: 167 Member
    I want someone who can buy me a new car.
  • Josedavid
    Josedavid Posts: 695 Member
    I told you to care mother nature and not cut flowers!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you promised me the world and didnt deliver
  • Maribabewhich
    Maribabewhich Posts: 157 Member
    Don't walk out on me!!!
  • stepheatscake
    stepheatscake Posts: 167 Member
    roses are red.
    violets are blue.
    trash is dumped.
    and so are you.
  • westerly34
    westerly34 Posts: 898
    ^yikess
    im not into poems much sorry its over! lol
  • prudism
    prudism Posts: 149 Member
    ooooooooooooooooh nope cant do it :tongue:
  • Josedavid
    Josedavid Posts: 695 Member
    How could i go on with this when i cant even see your pic... we are done!
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    How could i go on with this when i cant even see your pic... we are done!

    We agreed to get the couch in black, then you came home with it in blue. You KNOW I hate blue! I can't do this anymore...
  • dcyr009
    dcyr009 Posts: 93
    Why do you keep steeling my clothes? That's it we're not friends anymore.
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    I no longer find the donkey growing out of your a$s attractive!
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    Ooooops wrong picture
    What about the cup growing out of your hand!
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    I no longer find the donkey growing out of your a$s attractive!



    If you look at bottom of page 1 you will understand!!!
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    I no longer find the donkey growing out of your a$s attractive!



    If you look at bottom of page 1 you will understand!!!

    I figured out what you meant just before you posted. I was completely confused for a minute there. Was thinking, ok that was a bit random...
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    When I realised what I had done it made me laugh more than I intended!
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    When I realised what I had done it made me laugh more than I intended!

    Initially I was looking at my pic wondering what you were seeing that I wasn't seeing. Then I looked at page one and snort laughed so loudly I frightened my cat!
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
    Your snorting has become unbearable. At the grocery store, in the gym, in bed, at the movies, while watching TV, at breakfast, lunch and dinner. Three, count them, THREE cats have run away not to mention the dog won't come out from under the bed because of it. You need surgery. You need help. Get a "Breathe Right" strip for God's sake... :D
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    I don't have the money man tell you're boss he'll have to wait ..... No not my legs
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    @Mr..... you always want to lay in bed...come on- lets go out and do something already. Fine - I'm out!
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
    Rum Runner, you are always sneaking alcohol in everywhere we go. The movies, church, airports, cruise ships, kiddo's recital and even bars. You have a problem.. and I think you know it. Get some help drunkie... :D
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    @tobafa - you are a man and while that's cool and stuff i likey the ladies more. I'm sorry if i led you on.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Ummmm what's your friends situation haha...
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
    Can't be with someone who listens to Norah Jones AND wears douchey t-shirts :laugh:
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    You really need to stop reading the I haz cheeseburger tumblr
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You really need to stop reading the I haz cheeseburger tumblr

    Look. I don't know how to tell you this, but you have got a rocking body. I just need someone who has a head on her shoulders too. Or shoulders for that matter. It's not me. It's you.

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