Break up with the person above you.

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  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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    It is you.... not me
  • Debtastic12
    Debtastic12 Posts: 29
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    sorry your dumped the man boobs have put me off....................................
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    I'm jealous of the muscles, it will never work :(
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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    sorry your dumped the man boobs have put me off....................................

    You're just envious my moobs are bigger than your boobs ..
    I'm jealous of the muscles, it will never work :(

    @swimfan You're too pretty.... I was jealous all the time
  • underthecherrytree
    underthecherrytree Posts: 532 Member
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    Too much hair for me to handle
  • xGracieGirlx
    xGracieGirlx Posts: 99 Member
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    All you do is stand under trees. It's not going to work.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    i cant kiss your neck cuz you're always wearing a hoodie..its not gonna work! :D
  • turtlefitnessdad
    turtlefitnessdad Posts: 585 Member
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    i can't believe you direspected the turtle species.........we are so through.:cry::cry: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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    We experimented in college sure, but I'm done with this lifestyle, I'm ready for a heterosexual relationship now.
  • xGracieGirlx
    xGracieGirlx Posts: 99 Member
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    I don't think you really know what you want. Call me when you do.
  • Buckeye_Fittie
    Buckeye_Fittie Posts: 64
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    I could have sworn you looked different 7 beers in.
  • sunman00
    sunman00 Posts: 872 Member
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    i can't date a headless woman
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
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    Two alpha males just doesn't work
  • xGracieGirlx
    xGracieGirlx Posts: 99 Member
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    I'm into guys with more of a body.
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
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    I'm into hoodless females..sorry love!
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
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    It's the Lance Armstrong bracelet................it's not you.................but still ...............we're through
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
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    Sorry, I dont swing that way!
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
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    I don't want to break your heart......but....well....I'm not a homosapien.....
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
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    I'm a cop, you're a fireman. I'm blue, you're red. .
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
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    Yeah...it would never work. I couldn't stand being your hero all the time....

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