Break up with the person above you.

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  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    All you are is a pretty face! I need more in a relationship, touch is my love language for goodness sakes! I'm sorry but I'm moving on.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    It is huh? Than why exactly won't you take the hat off. You have left me with marks...that's right I said it! Now the world knows!!!
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    See this is what I'm talking about, it's like you aren't in touch with reality... or any other part of your body. You loved my hat, it made you feel like we were adventurous, and now you complain about marks! That's it, I'm outta here (lol)
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    You're hat I don't like it we are done
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    @Mr; We never laugh anymore....good bye
  • imakimm
    imakimm Posts: 839
    Your in bed while i am stuck working..not fair. It's over!
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 671 Member
    I just found out you stole that necklace from the old lady in Titanic. I can't live with a thief. We're done.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    I just found out you stole that necklace from the old lady in Titanic. I can't live with a thief. We're done.

    lol...

    you are always at work, we never go out, hang out, or even spend quallity time at home anymore, I can't stand it anymore, Unless you come home to me right now we are through!
  • scress0514
    scress0514 Posts: 51 Member
    Hilary, I did have sex with the other person so we are done!
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    I've tried my best, but I can't stand how cold it is. Bye, I'll send you a post card from Costa Rica.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Call me a racist, but I refuse to date black dogs.
  • EvilDollee
    EvilDollee Posts: 386 Member
    You don't like black dogs, we're done.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Raven black hair. Full red lips. Too sexy for me.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    You stay up way to late on mfp and leave me alone at night ....
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    you, always date other people, were done
  • Spook_Nuke_Em
    Spook_Nuke_Em Posts: 408 Member
    You make me clean too much.. I must be a slob again!
  • AGGUK73
    AGGUK73 Posts: 91 Member
    Can't cope with the constant body art!
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You never let me draw on you... I'm an artist!
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    too beautiful, I can't handle how men stare at you all the time
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    i don't do the beastiality thing. it's illegal and stuff.
  • westerly34
    westerly34 Posts: 898
    you dont like headless abs...ur loss! its over!
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    changed photos, please take me back, wait, I need to break up with you, so...you're not kinky enough, not into beastiality and all.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    i dont trust you around my kity......either of them.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    *click*
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
    I'm sorry you are just too smooth for me. I could never keep up.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    blonde's have more fun....and i'm tired of being left out. we're over.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    I woke up and your cat was sleeping on my face. Not cool. It's me or the cats!

    Fine! I'm leaving!
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    All my friends want you. I'm jealous. Good bye.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    So, about those friends of yours...
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    you aren't kinky. no deal.

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