Break up with the person above you.

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  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    You never wanna do what I wanna do! We are through
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    I am intimidated by your beauty. Youre a 10 where at best I am a 6 or 7.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you wanna rugby in the bedroom, Im not strong enough for that
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    @srumhalf7 LOL I disagree. Probably why we cant work..
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    @mrsjones ... you're too pretty and I don't like all the attention you're getting.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You can never give me a straight answer (-_- )
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    The superhero groupies are too much babe, I only wanted you to be my superhero :cry:
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    I'm sick and tired of you flaunting your sexy legs for all to see! So done!
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    @california You're all boobs and no brain. I need conversation sometimes.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    All you do is blah blah blah. I so over it.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You make weird sock puppet gestures with your hands when you say "Blah Blah Blah." Later, weirdo...
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    You are from Colorado and don't like the BRONCOS! You are soo out!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    youre always dreaming, its time to face reality
  • snowyd20
    snowyd20 Posts: 176
    You have over 3000 posts...too much posting, not enough "Us" done!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Yu oly have 62 posts, you don't post enough. I can't even stalk you with that small amount of posts.
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    your better looking then me, we must break up
  • snowyd20
    snowyd20 Posts: 176
    Your too cute to break up........we're staying together!
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    @ Colie....

    I got nothing for this.. why anyone would break up with you is beyond me. So it must be me.. yep, that's it. Its me.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Dude, you're too self-defeating. We can't hang out anymore...
  • mrslehan2013
    mrslehan2013 Posts: 105
    You are too cute for me! I can't take all the other babes hitting on you anymore! It's over!
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    How can you be engaged to someone else??? You said you loved me!:sad:
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    Are you smiling at somone behind me? Oh that's it
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Dude, you stole my whip didn't you? Well, shame on you.

    P.S. You might have a snake in your room...
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    You're wearing two shirts, two too many. We're over.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    I swear if you don't keep your snake in your pants I'm gonna roll a giant round stone at you! This is too much stress we are thru!

    @coliemarieale - Not gonna do, I need you please don't leave me!! (begs) lol jk
  • Miz_Sparklez
    Miz_Sparklez Posts: 427 Member
    Sorry...Batman let me drive his mobile. See ya later


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  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    You're cheating on me with Batman. I can't compete with that!
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    You have killer abs.... I can't deal
  • altinker
    altinker Posts: 173
    Sorry, I'm strictly ****ly!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    im sorry, but midget porn i can deal with
    clown porn i can deal with

    but to mix the two just makes me uneasy

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