Break up with the person above you.

quellybelly

@thelu - I've been seeing Ironman on the side, and he just "gets" me in a way you can't. I'm sorry.

TheLakeBeast

Welcome to Dumpsville! Population: you

Erin_goBrahScience

Your prettier than me. So I hate you.

Except I don't

I'm confused

HealthWoke0ish

You keep flirting with girls WHEN I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE. I'm done.

EvilDollee

@jzalisa I'm in love with a woman, I'm sorry.

Twisted_Wrister

@Evildollee - you're in love with a woman...it's ove...wait, what?!

imakimm

I can't trust you because you won't take off the sunglasses..but don't worry we can still be friends because your hot.

iAMsmiling

My first wife was from North Carolina and breaking up was good enough for her, so there you go.

Groovyca2022

You're always smiling on the inside...let it out! I need to hear laughter...

TheLuSir

You're always telling me when to smile

rav52

too much of a superhero for me

TheLuSir

Scared of heights... Tsk tsk tsk

Mrder37

Bat mans cooler get out

TheLuSir

It's because I spend my time chasing a bald man isn't it...

quellybelly

@thelu - How many times do I have to tell you? IT'S OVER.

Mrder37

Yes you're a baldest

coliema

This is harder than I thought :sad: I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU.

Rum_Runner

@ Colie - you're just too pretty....I can't handle you getting all the attention. Gotta let you go!!

TheLuSir

Always compimenting everyone else but me. Sorry, moving on...

RobfromLakewood

you never look at me anymore when we're talking, instead, you look off into space. Look, you're doing it right now!