Break up with the person above you.
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You look too much like Christian Bale in American Psycho. I'm too scared of the resemblance to stay with you.0
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I'm About To Buy Those Glasses. I Can't Date Someone With The Same Kind.... What Will Ppl Say?0
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we look like sisters0
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I love you. That usually scares em away haha...0
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I'm afraid you are going to squeeze me to death with those amazing arms....I'm scared0
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I got beat by a girl named Dawn in the 5th grade and I'm still not completely over it0
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I got beat by a girl named Dawn in the 5th grade and I'm still not completely over it
My middle name is Dawn. I can't be with someone who is afraid to stay the night. :bigsmile:0 -
Now I have to break up with you because you won't protect me at night0
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Can't believe am breaking up with you just become friends it's not you tho it's me am sorry0
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I think we have the same last name and that's just weird....I can't do it0
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Is it just Amy or just Dawn? If its both, you will get me in trouble. I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in a minute...0
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Castles made of sand, fall into the sea, eventually.....0
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you are always complaning to the mirror! I don;t want to deal with that0
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You are not the guys from Jersey Shores....I'm breaking up with you0
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I asked you to stop doing the Kristen Steward!0
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It's not me.... it's you!0
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babe, love you but you eat way too much cauliflower!0
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your username says you are 57 but you look 30, I am so confused and can't continue this0
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of FFS! COVER UP! there are like 20 women after you at any one time how on earth I am suppose to handle this!0
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of FFS! COVER UP! there are like 20 women after you at any one time how on earth I am suppose to handle this!
You know I'm allergic to sand yet you just lay there all day0 -
I am on a diet and can't eat chocolate0
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You never did like my brownies did you0
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I loved your brownies. I just didn't like it when you shared with others like Zeraus. I'm selfish. Should Give it to me and no one else. I'll always remember the good times. Bye baby!0
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your friendship with Travolta makes me feel like you are cheating on me0
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No, no, it's my turn to lift my shirt for the truckers....that's the 5th time I've told you that, we are done!0
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I wasn't flirting with the waitress!0
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no you were with the maid i'm out0
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I've had to tell you more than once to ask BEFORE borrowing my clothes! Geesh...I'm so out!0
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I've had to tell you more than once to ask BEFORE borrowing my clothes! Geesh...I'm so out!
You keep taking my lipstick and I really like my makeup to stay where I put it. Quit moving my stuff and get out! :mad:0 -
o don't you give me that puppy face again you know how i feel about you either except me and my pink underwear or i'm hitting the road. ooo to late bye0
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