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Break up with the person above you.

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  • Showmm
    Showmm Posts: 406 Member
    You look too much like Christian Bale in American Psycho. I'm too scared of the resemblance to stay with you.
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
    I'm About To Buy Those Glasses. I Can't Date Someone With The Same Kind.... What Will Ppl Say?
  • xxjoellexx
    xxjoellexx Posts: 78 Member
    we look like sisters
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    I love you. That usually scares em away haha...
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I'm afraid you are going to squeeze me to death with those amazing arms....I'm scared :wink:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I got beat by a girl named Dawn in the 5th grade and I'm still not completely over it
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    I got beat by a girl named Dawn in the 5th grade and I'm still not completely over it

    My middle name is Dawn. I can't be with someone who is afraid to stay the night. :bigsmile:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Now I have to break up with you because you won't protect me at night
  • Zeusmachine
    Zeusmachine Posts: 75
    Can't believe am breaking up with you just become friends :'( it's not you tho it's me am sorry
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I think we have the same last name and that's just weird....I can't do it
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Is it just Amy or just Dawn? If its both, you will get me in trouble. I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in a minute...
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    Castles made of sand, fall into the sea, eventually.....
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    you are always complaning to the mirror! I don;t want to deal with that
  • OLeoLionessO
    OLeoLionessO Posts: 152
    You are not the guys from Jersey Shores....I'm breaking up with you
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I asked you to stop doing the Kristen Steward!
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    It's not me.... it's you!
  • HappyGrape
    HappyGrape Posts: 436 Member
    babe, love you but you eat way too much cauliflower!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    your username says you are 57 but you look 30, I am so confused and can't continue this
  • HappyGrape
    HappyGrape Posts: 436 Member
    of FFS! COVER UP! there are like 20 women after you at any one time how on earth I am suppose to handle this!
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    of FFS! COVER UP! there are like 20 women after you at any one time how on earth I am suppose to handle this!

    You know I'm allergic to sand yet you just lay there all day
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I am on a diet and can't eat chocolate
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    You never did like my brownies did you
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I loved your brownies. I just didn't like it when you shared with others like Zeraus. I'm selfish. Should Give it to me and no one else. I'll always remember the good times. Bye baby!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    your friendship with Travolta makes me feel like you are cheating on me
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    No, no, it's my turn to lift my shirt for the truckers....that's the 5th time I've told you that, we are done!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I wasn't flirting with the waitress! :wink:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    no you were with the maid i'm out
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    I've had to tell you more than once to ask BEFORE borrowing my clothes! Geesh...I'm so out!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I've had to tell you more than once to ask BEFORE borrowing my clothes! Geesh...I'm so out!

    You keep taking my lipstick and I really like my makeup to stay where I put it. Quit moving my stuff and get out! :mad:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    o don't you give me that puppy face again you know how i feel about you either except me and my pink underwear or i'm hitting the road. ooo to late bye
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