Break up with the person above you.

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  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    You're too pretty and get too much attention. See ya!
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
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    You're older than me but look younger than me. I can't deal with that!
  • Irish_Chica
    Irish_Chica Posts: 295
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    sush: sorry its over but hope you'll get by with a little help from your friends
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    You have an insane amount of belly button lint. It's all I can focus on...
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    im nota gay, sorry dude.
  • bird922
    bird922 Posts: 28 Member
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    "I'm just not that into you". We're over. :)
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
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    I'm now seeing bird461... someone half your age...
  • wendyhutchesonwasden
    wendyhutchesonwasden Posts: 140 Member
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    I don't want to be terminated! It's over....

    p.s. I'm keeping the handcuffs :devil:
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
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    You wear too much clothing for me
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    You wear too much clothing for me

    A 9'er fan..Good bye.
  • CallmeFrida
    CallmeFrida Posts: 197 Member
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    your seductive red lips and eyes are too flirty for me- sorry toots
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    I dont do classy
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
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    Your ex looked like Penelope Cruz, it makes me feel insecure, and I hate that.
  • _Xtine
    _Xtine Posts: 97 Member
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    My date can't be prettier than me. I'm leaving... but I'm keeping the glasses. <sad sigh>
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    I can't break up with serge, we sing and make movies together. Sorry person above, no threesomes.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    he gave me herpies! I hate you!
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    You breathe through your ears. Not for me!
  • crawford4398
    crawford4398 Posts: 441 Member
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    You Worship your Hero-ness Dude thats not cool! LOL
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    You never let me wear my cape to bed :(
  • litatura
    litatura Posts: 569 Member
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    You never let me wear your cape to bed. :(

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