Why does he need porn when he has ME?

Desterknee
Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
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My gift to you.

You're welcome.
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  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    I love this and I love you!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    love a good porn watchin' session.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Best......Thread........Ever.


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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    :flowerforyou:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Happy VD indeed!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I was all ready to come in here and start /flipdesking.


    Thank you for the pleasant surprise. Love it.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    In for the porn....
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I was all ready to come in here and start /flipdesking.


    Thank you for the pleasant surprise. Love it.

    flipdesking? kinky
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    yes
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    There is nothing wrong with porn.. Its fun to watch and here's a little game for you to play with your partner....

    Turn off the Tv press, fast forward, then rewind as many times as you want ,turn the T.V. on ...You and your partner do whatever they are doing on the T.V.


    Used to have alot of fun with this with the ex lol......


    Besides the next time a women complains about a mans porn ask her whats in all those romance novels she's reading lol
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I was all ready to come in here and start /flipdesking.


    Thank you for the pleasant surprise. Love it.

    flipdesking? kinky

    I prefer ON the desk, but whatever gets you off.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    :heart:
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    Does hentai count? I won't watch regular porn because it makes me insecure, but hentai is ok...LMAO.
  • jesz124
    jesz124 Posts: 1,004 Member
    For winners. End.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    hmm.
  • swarovski75
    swarovski75 Posts: 195 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I. Love. You.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Cheap?? Most is free with the internets ;)
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Has your husband met the Internet?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    This.
    Seriously
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    ? Cheap? This doesn't compute. I could give you like 40 free porn site links stat. Clearly you guys have internet, yes?
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Like.
  • Heyman09
    Heyman09 Posts: 184
    Love this!!!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    < Watches porn on Valentine's day.
  • Eons44
    Eons44 Posts: 76 Member
    My husband doesn't like porn.
    biggest lie anyone could tell
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    yes

    I lol'd.
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    My wife complains that since I am home all of the time right now, she feels like she can't hit the youporn and crank up the *kitten* machine. /shrug
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member

    Read it, watch some porn with your partner and have a blast.

    My gift to you.

    You're welcome.

    You want to give me a gift? SEND ME NEW PORN (ours has been watched over and over and over....). :D
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