Why does he need porn when he has ME?

theoneandonlybrookie

My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me . Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

Girl, who BUYS porn?

Those of with very specific fetishes and want to see it made well.

Love this post!

PikaKnight

My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me . Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

Girl, who BUYS porn?

Those of with very specific fetishes and want to see it made well.

Love this post!

You can still find that free....

Krys_140

This is so full of win.

Z_I_L_L_A

Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.

Not so! We girls can go again!

So can certain guys...and your point was? lol:flowerforyou:

oudixon

What I like about this thread- The fact to see so many people who are not so damn uptight and are honest.

PikaKnight

jenbit

Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.

Not so! We girls can go again!

So can certain guys...and your point was? lol:flowerforyou:

Well hello lol

penrbrown

I actually DO know men who don't like porn.

I hate the stereotype that every man on the planet LOVES porn. It's just not true.

That's all. I figure everything else that could be said has been said.

doorki

My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me . Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

Girl, who BUYS porn?

Someone who lacks the patience to find what he wants on the internet. Seriously. We have a folder, bookmarked, mostly for me. He'll look at what I like, but that's the extent of it. I dunno...sitting in a dimly lit room in front of a computer screen isn't really his thing. He'd rather PPV in the bed, and that gets costly.

Why am I defending why my dude doesn't dig porn? Doesn't really bother me...

Girl you don't have to defend anything! We were all just miffed at paying for porn... though, I can definitely understand the "small computer screen, bright monitor light" being a turn off.

Hook the computer to the tv in the bedroom and get a wireless mouse and keyboard. Game on!

Louisianababy93

I'm not sharing my porn with anyone, even if i ever get married or anything, that's why it's mine..
Get your own porn

:grumble: .

juliecat1

Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.

Not so! We girls can go again!

So can certain guys...and your point was? lol:flowerforyou:

Well hello lol

I know right. Sup

IronMikeFox

make your own porn.....that's free!!! but I don't want to hear about how your guy is jealous because you picked someone else to star in the show! HAHAHA

I've been begging my wife to do this for years!!!!!!

lizzybethclaire

This is why we are friends. I adore you

moustache_flavored_lube

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Kearstin0730

This is so full of win.

Oh man I think he needs to make a porn video.....with me

maab_connor

I was SO ready to start moaning at this post.
FINALLY some sense has been spoken on the matter.

It's entertaining, stop getting so butthurt and JOIN IN! :happy:

don't get butthurt! use the lube! no such thing as too much.

PikaKnight

I was SO ready to start moaning at this post.
FINALLY some sense has been spoken on the matter.

It's entertaining, stop getting so butthurt and JOIN IN! :happy:

don't get butthurt! use the lube! no such thing as too much.

^This. Definitely this.

Booksandbeaches

I like this thread. I expected it to be some rant and was pleasantly surprised.

moustache_flavored_lube

Beating is the same as cheating




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jenbit

I was SO ready to start moaning at this post.
FINALLY some sense has been spoken on the matter.

It's entertaining, stop getting so butthurt and JOIN IN! :happy:

don't get butthurt! use the lube! no such thing as too much.

^This. Definitely this.

can't say this often enough lol