Why does he need porn when he has ME?

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  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
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    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Has your husband met the Internet?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    This.
    Seriously
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    ? Cheap? This doesn't compute. I could give you like 40 free porn site links stat. Clearly you guys have internet, yes?
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    i-support-this-post.thumbnail.jpg

    Like.
  • Heyman09
    Heyman09 Posts: 184
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    Love this!!!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    < Watches porn on Valentine's day.
  • Eons44
    Eons44 Posts: 76 Member
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    My husband doesn't like porn.
    biggest lie anyone could tell
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    yes

    I lol'd.
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
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    My wife complains that since I am home all of the time right now, she feels like she can't hit the youporn and crank up the *kitten* machine. /shrug
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
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    Read it, watch some porn with your partner and have a blast.

    My gift to you.

    You're welcome.

    You want to give me a gift? SEND ME NEW PORN (ours has been watched over and over and over....). :D
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Does hentai count? I won't watch regular porn because it makes me insecure, but hentai is ok...LMAO.
    yes, yes it does....legend of the overfiend is still one of my personal favorites LOL :drinker: \m/
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    I put my rage glasses on before I even clicked the thread. So glad I was instructed to actually read it.



    +1 for pornog!
  • Megatoine
    Megatoine Posts: 137 Member
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    My husband doesn't like porn. Well, he does, but he's too cheap. So its all about me, me, me, me ;). Maybe I should auction him off to the highest porn-hating bidder.

    Girl, who BUYS porn?

    Ummmmm...EXACTLY!!!
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
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    Exactly.
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member
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    <3
  • Mrs_Bones
    Mrs_Bones Posts: 195 Member
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    This whole thread just made my day :D
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    :heart: :drinker: :smooched:
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
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    Cuz of the portable shower head you have,lol.
  • Megatoine
    Megatoine Posts: 137 Member
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    I was all ready to come in here and start /flipdesking.


    Thank you for the pleasant surprise. Love it.

    I am SOOOOO stealing *FLIPDESKING*....freakin brilliant.
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
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    :love:
    :flowerforyou:

    Happy V-Day!!

    May everyone watch lots and lots of porn tonight:drinker:
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