If MFP were a car forum...

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  • ricklperry
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    :drinker:
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    What counts as gas? Does windshield wiper fluid count as gas? How about oil?
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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    No one ever admits to running nitros oxide. :laugh:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    My car just doesn't seem to burn gas.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Why does my car gain weight and the tires over inflate once a month?

    (Don't KILL ME LADIES!!!)
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Help Help I have no more room in my trunk !!!
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Do these tail lights make my rear end look big?
  • prematuremango
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    I own a monster truck. What fuel additive can I use to turn it into a sports car without any other work?
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    I own a monster truck. What fuel additive can I use to turn it into a sports car without any other work?

    Oooops, I didn't realize I was logged in from the wife's account :laugh:
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Why is everyone so mean????

    Agreed, they are nothing but a bunch of back seat drivers !!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Has anyone else pumped coffee into the exhaust system to cleanse the toxins??
  • ricklperry
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    :noway:
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    I've been reducing the amount of petrol I've been putting into my tank for the last month and increasing how far I drive every week and now my car has stalled! :mad: I'm so confused. Please help!
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    Do you log every journey you make, even if just to the local shops?
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
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    Since I started using 98 unleaded it's SOOO expensive, even though I'm using less and my car is running better it's just TOO EXPENSIVE to continue :sad:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I have a 15 gallon gas tank, but I can't possibly fit more than 5 gallons in at a time because my car is small and older.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    Rate the car above you - Test drive, purchase, or scrap heap.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Rate the car above you - Test drive, purchase, or scrap heap.

    Scrap heap....

    Wait... (I see what you did there!!!)
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    I drive a Hummer, mini coopers aren't Real Cars! Big is beautiful!

    Also, I have a gigantic grill, can anyone recommend a good hood cover so it won't bounce when I drive? It hurts!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    I'd like to due a fuel cleanse. I've heard grapefruit juice will work. Anyone had any luck with this?