If MFP were a car forum...

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  • northfresh
    northfresh Posts: 111
    New body kit! Finally reached my dream stance (WITH PICS)!
  • torshi
    torshi Posts: 107 Member
    Do you even drive, bro?

    LOVE THIS! <333
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    You're so mean! People with young cars need maintenance, too. At least I was honest, I could've lied. I just came to this forum for some support.

    That's it. I'm going to contact the principal at your school and they can contact your parents. This is not the place for you. Cars older than 2004 have needs that we cannot help with here.

    That's terrible. I don't want to grow up if it makes me mean and crotchety, too. I mean, all I want to do is take some bulk off of my Durango. It just feels too bulky and I really think I can get it down to the size of a motorcycle. I just have to stop giving it any gas.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I understand they are trying to show progress...but do you have to show so much sheet metal?.....
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I got a strike for posting pictures of my bare undercarriage.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I got a strike for posting pictures of my bare undercarriage.

    That's ridiculous. I got one for my pic of my grill. My grill is glorious.
    ETA: it makes my headlights really pop!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    If you pull up next to me at a stoplight, whether you know it or not, we're racing.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    What heavy lifting can do for you...

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  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    The most embarrassing place you've ever audibly backfired.....

    WIN... Dying over here!

    I just waxed my car with coconut oil do I have to log that in my fuel counter?
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    What heavy lifting can do for you...

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    Ew. That's gross. I don't want rims like that. Those rims are way too big and shiny.
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    What's up with the people here who want to show headlights, trunk shots, and balls (bearings)? I mean, I understand a "success pic", but have some class, people.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    I drive 1200 miles a day and my car is stalling all the time now! :cry:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    You guys have surpassed my expectations in cracking me the hell up!

    By the way, I just got a FR from somebody and they have nothing but hot little exotic sports cars in their friends list. Think they're just a friend collector / creeper?
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    You guys have surpassed my expectations in cracking me the hell up!

    By the way, I just got a FR from somebody and they have nothing but hot little exotic sports cars in their friends list. Think they're just a friend collector / creeper?

    I don't know, how many pics of their grill and rims do they have posted??
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    What's up with the people here who want to show headlights, trunk shots, and balls (bearings)? I mean, I understand a "success pic", but have some class, people.

    For those who want to see everything under the hood, check out the groups.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Every FR I send comes with a photo of the "trucknutz" that I have hanging from my tow hitch.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    What heavy lifting can do for you...

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    Bros don't let bros skip leg day.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
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  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Let me see your bumper stickers!

    did you get them because they meant something? Did you just like the art or was it a drunken mistake you regret? And please don't bother replying if all you're going to say is "bumper stickers are nasty, it's like putting a tattoo on a fitness model." This may not be the thread for you. Mkay? Thanks.
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    GO vegan! Gas is bad for your engine and hurts mother earth when drilling for oil!!!!!

    Do YOU realize how many animals had to DIE and become fossils fuels just so you can guzzle your gas??? !!!????

    ok... getting off car lift now!

    and My chassis has better sex!!!

    and my engine will live longer !!!!

    ok getting off lift seriously now...


    GO VEGAN
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  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    I decided to avoid the motorways and stick with the country lanes, I find it works best for me, it's cut my commute in half! :wink:

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  • Heather1899
    Heather1899 Posts: 179 Member
    I see so many people out there driving while reading or texting on their cell phones. Obviously they can't be driving as fast and therefore not burning as much fuel...
  • mq68
    mq68 Posts: 118 Member
    I refuel every two hours because it revs the engine and I don't gas up after 6 even if I know I will run out of gas.
  • amberlykay1014
    amberlykay1014 Posts: 608 Member
    I keep hearing "fuel is fuel" and "fuel in / fuel out" on this site! Seriously, not all fuel is the same!! Look at these studies that show that higher quality fuel results in better performance, especially for you highly active turbo engine drivers...
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    I refuel every two hours because it revs the engine

    haha
  • MorgueBabe
    MorgueBabe Posts: 1,188 Member
    My bumper is too big, is there some road I can drive on that will make my bumper smaller?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I would still post this jpg.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    You're not fueling enough. Your car is going to stall. You should calculate MPG and MPH and fuel something between them, but never below the one.
  • Redbird99ky
    Redbird99ky Posts: 305 Member
    My car keeps cutting out at WOT, but only on a 2-3 shift. The 1-2 shift is fine. My neighbor, who used to live next to a mechanic, said that my fuel injectors need to be cleaned. My sister said that my car doesn't have fuel injectors, it has a carburetor. Do you think that maybe my carburetor needs to be cleaned? What do I use to clean it?

    Some of my coworkers think that it is because I have changed fuels to something better for my car, and that I should go back to using the junk gas that they use. Personally, I like the junk gas, cause it's cheaper, but everyone else tells me that I should continue to use the good stuff. I will, but not if it is causing my problem. I think they are just trying to keep me at their level and not wanting my car to run better than their cars.

    Don't tell me to take it to a garage, as I know for a fact that those guys have no clue what they're talking about, and they only want to take my money. My nephew knew someone whose friend took their car there a few years back to get an oil change, and they ended up with two extra cylinders and a slipped disk brake.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    My car keeps cutting out at WOT, but only on a 2-3 shift. The 1-2 shift is fine. My neighbor, who used to live next to a mechanic, said that my fuel injectors need to be cleaned. My sister said that my car doesn't have fuel injectors, it has a carburetor. Do you think that maybe my carburetor needs to be cleaned? What do I use to clean it?

    Some of my coworkers think that it is because I have changed fuels to something better for my car, and that I should go back to using the junk gas that they use. Personally, I like the junk gas, cause it's cheaper, but everyone else tells me that I should continue to use the good stuff. I will, but not if it is causing my problem. I think they are just trying to keep me at their level and not wanting my car to run better than their cars.

    Don't tell me to take it to a garage, as I know for a fact that those guys have no clue what they're talking about, and they only want to take my money. My nephew knew someone whose friend took their car there a few years back to get an oil change, and they ended up with two extra cylinders and a slipped disk brake.

    I hate to tell you this but you have to go to a mechanic to determine if you have fuel injectors or a carburetor. But don't let him tell you about which gas is better for your engine, he only went for mechanic school and they barely cover and of the science behind fuel. What you need is a Petroleum Engineer to help you figure out what you need and your true MPG.

    I also think your friends are jealous of all the upgrades your car been having.

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