How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
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    Q: How many calories are contained in each five year old? And is it in the database?
  • danmcgarrigle5
    danmcgarrigle5 Posts: 90
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    All of them

    also the first one becomes a weapon :devil:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Are these those well-trained, ninja 5 year olds of which you speak?

    I'd run.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    All of them...i AM 5 at heart...I would sing songs, and play fun games and have them exhausted.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    They are no match for my Windmill

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  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    All of them...i AM 5 at heart...I would sing songs, and play fun games and have them exhausted.

    dont lie, youd show them pictures of creepy spiders, snakes and clowns
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    I want to say:

    42

    or

    The Matrix.
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
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    I could easily handle 5 year olds, but put me in a room with 3 year olds and I'm dead.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    As someone mentioned, my first thought would be to use one as a weapon. So the question would be "How many times could I swing a 20kg lump?"
    If they are boys, I would just run at them threatening to hug & kiss them aunty style. I am sure they would scatter.

    :laugh:
  • cheshire1865
    cheshire1865 Posts: 71
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    I'd say none. Just because they are nippy little buggers and have the knack of getting fingers into eye sockets very very quickly lol.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
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    I could easily handle 5 year olds, but put me in a room with 3 year olds and I'm dead.

    I have a three year old too, and yes, 100% yes. Three year olds are EVIL.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    Are they inner city kids with killer instinct or just regular wholesome white bread kids sheltered from life'sbrutality?
  • kdub1976
    kdub1976 Posts: 6 Member
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    LOL this cracked me up since I am a teacher....I would say I could take 3. :-)
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    "You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

    And "YOU COULD TAKE 37 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!"
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 650 Member
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    I'll go 30 minutes tops and I could take out 10..... they ARE quite wily....... :tongue:
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    I figure I'm good for 20 or so.
  • Momowink
    Momowink Posts: 62 Member
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    http://www.explosm.net/comics/3073/
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
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    If they are boys, I would just run at them threatening to hug & kiss them

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