How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

cheshire1865

I'd say none. Just because they are nippy little buggers and have the knack of getting fingers into eye sockets very very quickly lol.

darrensurrey

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

milf_n_cookies

I could easily handle 5 year olds, but put me in a room with 3 year olds and I'm dead.

I have a three year old too, and yes, 100% yes. Three year olds are EVIL.

eric_sg61

Are they inner city kids with killer instinct or just regular wholesome white bread kids sheltered from life'sbrutality?

kdub1976

LOL this cracked me up since I am a teacher....I would say I could take 3. :-)

darrensurrey

"You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

And "YOU COULD TAKE 37 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!"

kelleygi

I'll go 30 minutes tops and I could take out 10..... they ARE quite wily.......

VorJoshigan

I figure I'm good for 20 or so.

Momowink

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__RANDY__

If they are boys, I would just run at them threatening to hug & kiss them

RunIntheMud

Hahaha!! I could take 15... maybe. I taught Sunday school. Sing a song and they're sedated for a good 5 minutes... knock them all out while they're unaware.

KickassAugust

All of them

also the first one becomes a weapon :devil:

This right here.... I was thinking this very same thing! Find the biggest one and use them to baseball bat the rest!! Good times!

Crankstr

All of them...i AM 5 at heart...I would sing songs, and play fun games and have them exhausted.

dont lie, youd show them pictures of creepy spiders, snakes and clowns

heeheehaha.

wewon

If they are boys, I would just run at them threatening to hug & kiss them aunty style. I am sure they would scatter.

I was going to say pick one up and spank him and the rest would run for cover, but a smooch would work as well.

Or you can just offer them icecream later if they can <<insert pointless task here>>. Make a run for it as they try to push down a wall or reach for the sky or something.

placeboaddiction

I think I could take 47. It'd have to be spaced out so i could get my breath back. I think i could handle waves of 10. I'd just punch the first 5 year old I see as an example, to draw blood. Then I'm pretty sure I could weed out the other 9 no issues. Sadly, I've had this same question proposed to me with midgets, seeing as thats not hitting a kid..

I'm Justin and I can take on 47 5 year olds.

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SwimFan1981

All of them :smokin:

Jacwhite22

I could never hit a5 year old....... so for the sake of this experiment I will assume they are zombies.... if I have learned anything from the walking dead it's that they can't be turned back........ in that case I am guessing 100 plus..... but I'd probably get bitten and then turn myself.





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meredith1123

20!
I know Jiu Jitsu!

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placeboaddiction

There is a website that will calculate this for you.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

It said I can take on 23.

SwimFan1981

There is a website that will calculate this for you.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

It said I can take on 23.

30 apparently, I might see how many 90 year olds next :laugh:

Juliejustsaying

If they come at me one at a time, It will be similar to a zombie survival scenario...and I may last years. If they all come at me at once, I will likely be overtaken in 21.8 minutes.

I love precision!

I could take out at least 10, I have two boys...they call me Dark Mistress...yeah, at least 10, I'll be shooting for 25 though. I like to set my sites high.

And apparently the website says I could take 25..so I'll shoot for 50... But I was so confused there for a minute, one second it is asking me if I would use one 5 year to plow through a bunch of them (hell yes!!) and then next it was asking me if I wanted to sign up for a dating site....are the two things related? The fact that I would use a 5 yos body to bash my way out of a massive horde makes me datable? interesting....

atsteele

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

25. It could have been more but I've never experienced swarming or trampling.

placeboaddiction

There is a website that will calculate this for you.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

It said I can take on 23.

30 apparently, I might see how many 90 year olds next :laugh:

I can take on 30 90 year olds. 1 more 90 year old over 5 year olds. hmmm

Juliejustsaying

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

25. It could have been more but I've never experienced swarming or trampling.

You have not yet lived then, my friend.

jonnie7053

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

And the answer is..............24 :devil:

Juliejustsaying

I can take 29 90-year olds...damn I was shooting for 50! ha!

Jerrypeoples

i dont buy the websites calculations.

i very easily compartmentalize things and i could easily turn off any remote feelings i may have for smashing a kids skull in and not think of my friends kids.

dodihere

Oh no, blocked at work waiting for the answer.

But I would resort to biting and eye gouging. My guess since I can kick high, about 20.

GluttonousGirl

I work with kids...all it takes it a chomp from their two year old brother and the fight is over. Five year olds are brutal! I can take on three.