How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

iAMsmiling

It would look a bit like this in the end...just me and the best MILF.

Showmm

I could take on as many as could hear me, because I have a very loud and believable "angry voice". And having a 5 year old, I know all the dirty tricks that will work to stop them with a yell.

"YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO SIT DOWN OR THERE'S NO (fill in the blank with what's important to them. Usually TV)!!! ONE..... TWO......"

Contrarian

According to the website, I can take 23.

Dark_Roast

I would lose, 5 year olds are vicious!

*especially if they are zombies! :smokin:

Lt_Starbuck

3 at a time, break after 11 of them. then send in the next wave.

TheChocolatePrincess

Probably 8-10...If it's no holds barred, then I'm punching kids in the throat...Show no mercy right...That will stun them long enough for me to get then to the ground and stomp their little heads.

jgollnick

even if you survive the lions den, they will get you in your sleep!



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LondonEliza

I've got a 10 year old and an 8 year old so right now I know I could take on 3.5 of them .....

Any more than that and I need some tag team help

mingecrackers

Website says I could take on about 19

danmcgarrigle5

I already answered on page one, but now that I think about it some more it is rather pointless. I will have crushed my enemies, seen them driven before me, yet there will be no lamentations from their women since they are all too young to marry (mothers don't count)

metaphoria

I got away from eight 9 year olds once at summer camp. They were trying to pin me down so their cabin leader could spray shaving cream at me, but I wrested myself out of their clutches and ran like my butt was on fire.

SamanthaClarexo

Screw that! Them kids like to bite! I'm outta there!!! ROFL! :laugh:

LOL. I'm with you on that one. I'll stand on the other side of the fence and watch. :laugh:

MemphisKitten

I can't even handle my 5 year old, so the answer is ZERO!!

heyitsadam

Quit drinking and going on message boards!!

BriskaPacojame

I got 14!!! lol

serena569

None! I am running as fast and as far as I can to get away from their snotty noses and dirty, germ covered hands.

WendyTerry420

I think I could take on 4, maybe 5 of them.

edge_dragoncaller

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

WendyTerry420

I guess I'm getting beat up and looking stupid. Lol. I wouldnt hit a 5 year old, yet alone any kids at that.

Get a few of your own, you'll Change your mind. Lol. Mine have a habit of dog piling me if they get me down, and I ain't got a problem jack slapping them.

Truth! Boys are ornery and scrappy! I have to give my 13 yr old son my "Mom Look" because he is getting stronger than me now. :ohwell:

transvenouspacer

None, the little *kitten* are too quick for me. Now if they were 4 year olds that's a totally different story....

SkinnyBubbaGaar

We're all doomed. Doomed, I say....

dirtnap63

All of them.

wannabtight

Depends on the personality of the the 5 year old, I would not mess with more than one of my 5 year older she is strong and tough and taken on her oldest siblings! She's not afraid to take any of them on! She was tackled at school and bit the other child in the face. Her older bother was teasing her and she cracked him in the head with an instrument, I gave her a little swat on the button when she was younger and she just looked at me and swatted me right back. She has a don't mess with me personality and scares me sometimes! At least I know she can hold her own but I absolutely dread getting calls from her Kinder teacher. Luckily she has remorse.

metaphoria

21. 21 young children. Ah ha ha!

Jerrypeoples

Depends on the personality of the the 5 year old, I would not mess with more than one of my 5 year older she is strong and tough and taken on her oldest siblings! She's not afraid to take any of them on! She was tackled at school and bit the other child in the face. Her older bother was teasing her and she cracked him in the head with an instrument, I gave her a little swat on the button when she was younger and she just looked at me and swatted me right back. She has a don't mess with me personality and scares me sometimes! At least I know she can hold her own but I absolutely dread getting calls from her Kinder teacher. Luckily she has remorse.

you should probably hold her head under water for about 30-45 seconds to re-establish who the boss is

My0WNinspiration

I hear midget tossing is a great workout. Bring on the 5 year olds!

n2thenight24

I seriously get my *kitten* kicked by a 5 year old daily. He's mean, strong, fast and wayyy below my center of gravity. He also knows how to do a leg swipe, thanks to his Dad who had a full college wrestling scholarship. So one, and I would still probably get beat up.

fmebear

I guess I'm getting beat up and looking stupid. Lol. I wouldnt hit a 5 year old, yet alone any kids at that.

Get a few of your own, you'll Change your mind. Lol. Mine have a habit of dog piling me if they get me down, and I ain't got a problem jack slapping them.

ROFLMAO!!! So True. I could probably take about 4 to 6 of them. I only have two kids (5 and 3) but my three year old beats the crap out of her brother so she is the one to worry about if she gets into this. She is a beast!

Christizzzle

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

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If you substitute midgets for five year olds, I'd say three.

TavistockToad

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

18 apparently!!!