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  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
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    Water bottle, bam
  • Garfunklette
    Garfunklette Posts: 22 Member
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    Postal scale.
  • 4x4play
    4x4play Posts: 200 Member
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    my iPhone
  • Astacia74
    Astacia74 Posts: 166 Member
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    An old-school metal 2-hole punch - Hey, I might make it out alive :bigsmile:
  • kenyajae
    kenyajae Posts: 48
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    Box of Kleenex.. Looks like I can wipe up any blood I draw was the same "weapon" :)
  • LokiOfAsgard
    LokiOfAsgard Posts: 378 Member
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    My guitar ;~;
  • Libi_KK
    Libi_KK Posts: 572 Member
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    An electric stapler. Don't laugh....it's a heavy bugger. :laugh:

    Also coffee, but that's not to be wasted bc soon the electricity will be out, I don't have a camping pot, and I'll be jonesing for my coffee. :sad:

    Fortunately, at this time, I'll be GRATEFUL that I hadn't wasted the effort of tossing something hot on a dead person when it would have no effect. :drinker:

    I watch The Walking Dead, I know the only thing that stops them is to smash in their brains. :wink:
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    A jar of Cetaphil cream. I could moisturize it into submission.
  • roiLEI1554
    roiLEI1554 Posts: 143
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    the laptop screen *bam*
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    A mostly eaten bowl of oatmeal, and a spoon.

    Oh and a pair of scissors.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
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    A BodyMedia Fit arm strap...
  • jenns1964
    jenns1964 Posts: 384 Member
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    The Nutribase Complete Book of Food Counts!
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I'm screwed....only thing to defend myself with is a hat. WTF is a hat going to do? Good thing I can run pretty quick!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    I'm screwed....only thing to defend myself with is a hat. WTF is a hat going to do? Good thing I can run pretty quick!

    You can wear your hat and it will be more difficult for them to eat your brains.
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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    A stool, a sex swing and an 80lb midget with DD breast implants. :bigsmile:


    What? You asked.
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
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    An unopened fortune cookie....
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    A telephone and a stapler.
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    my ipod.... aw crap.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    An anatomical model of the human heart with a metal base.
    BAAAAM! Zombie got a mouthful.

    ... or cycling glasses. I'm toast.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    my co-worker.. will use him as bait so i can get away...

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