QUICK!!! HAHA

JohnnyResets

My PC smash! And double tap!!

lizdavis07

a rubberband

KodAkuraMacKyen

A post-it. Damnit.

ChefTJP

a clementine!! lol

Skittlez_

An apple.

Jersey_Devil

a build a bear adoption certificate. lol

Lmao! you're screwed.

pretty much. maybe i could give them papercuts at least

SlimSumday

A veggie dog.

zumbaforever

Lucky me, 9mm flock and a fork!

plynn54

3000 pages of a canadian drug reference book, its about 5 lbs, should give me a little head start lol

Allurehoneyb

Scissors, Stapler, and maybe I can pour glue in their eyes!! lol

foxro

a used kleenex !!!

aditifoodie

ipad...m sooo dead

ldrosophila

Crap I was not prepared for an attack, you never are, I have to use my monitor.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

That stupid panic button that brings all the lovely police to the clinic for when we have violent patients go off... I may not survive, but I can bring in some better weaponry.

KANGOOJUMPS

a poppy,,,

bethgames

A (computer) mouse

A Leftie?? What good are you? You cant even use the scissors correctly....I'd trip you...might buy me a few minutes....

kinlowd

A Wall. I think I have a good chance......If only I could pick up an entire WALL!!!

harleydall76

hand lotion, and a post-it cube

MrsK20141004

Dollar Store coffee mug. Meh. Could be worse.

Spook_Nuke_Em

A Glock 23 .40 or a string cheese