To all you mothers out there...

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  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    FUNNY!
    BUT GOOD AND TRUE
    I FEEL THE SAME!
    christ, they grow up and leave you anyways.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    and when i ask you how many windows you licked, i don't want to hear how many panes of glass you licked. 1 window could be 12 panes of glass. And I don't really care anyway.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I just squirted protein shake out of my nose on that one!

    My daughter is 11 months old... This post gives me the inspiration to continue saying her age in months until she is 18 just to piss people like the OP off...

    Screw a sweet 16... She is getting a sweet 192 months!
  • madworld1
    madworld1 Posts: 524
    If you don't care, don't ask. :huh:

    haha. this.
  • MustangSally74
    MustangSally74 Posts: 59 Member
    When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear "oh, he is 27 months." He's two will do just fine. He's not aged cheese. And I didn't care in the first place. - Thanks for letting me rant.
    I hear you. I hate when people don't automatically know what my personal preferences and communication style are before I speak to them. Don't they know how important I am? Geesh!

    ^^^^^^LOVE IT ^^^^^^^^^
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    I totally stopped saying the months when my son was like 18 months or so (and I didn't say 12 months, I said 1 year). It was just easier to say "he's 1 and a half" or "he'll be 2 in November." Plus, if I have to do math to figure out how old your kid is, I'm not interested.
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member
    i typically stop using months after 18... but it doesnt really bother me if other people use it for longer :P
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    <--- 503 months




    I think that's right.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member

    But, when they are 6 and it's half way to their next birthday, don't you DARE forget to say 6 and a HALF! My 6 year old blasts me on that one every single time!!

    OMG every time!!! That half is SO important!! :laugh:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Also, you forgot to quote to Comedian who wrote that joke. George Carlin.

    Is douche canoe an accepted form of name calling in this establishment? If so, I would like to use it toward the OP for 1) being a douche canoe and 2) not giving credit to Mr. Carlin.

    If not, oh well. Doesn't change the fact that he is, indeed, a douche canoe.
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    If you don't care, don't ask. :huh:

    This. Actually, in those first three years of life, kids change a lot month by month, so to a mother every month is meaningful.
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    This is the gayest post ever

    Edit: oh by the way, my toddler is 20 months old
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    If you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question. It's pretty simple, really.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear "oh, he is 27 months." He's two will do just fine. He's not aged cheese. And I didn't care in the first place. - Thanks for letting me rant.


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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I really hate it when guys in their early 20s ask me how old my toddler is because we all know it's an excuse to talk to the mom. And if you're actually interested in the 2 year-old, that's even creepier.

    I prefer "go away." Short, and no math involved.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    My Son is 23-months old and will be 2 on Saturday. I could care less what anyone thinks!
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    <--- 503 months
    I think that's right.

    Daaaang you're old! :P
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Why do you need to know how old my kid is? Are your their doctor, teacher, or babysitter?
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    <--- 503 months
    I think that's right.

    Daaaang you're old! :P

    :angry:
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
    When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear "oh, he is 27 months." He's two will do just fine. He's not aged cheese. And I didn't care in the first place. - Thanks for letting me rant.

    stupidest rant ever...just saying
  • NaeTrujillo
    NaeTrujillo Posts: 44
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I just squirted protein shake out of my nose on that one!

    My daughter is 11 months old... This post gives me the inspiration to continue saying her age in months until she is 18 just to piss people like the OP off...

    Screw a sweet 16... She is getting a sweet 192 months!

    YEEEEEESS!!! :D You just made my day!
  • Luvmesumkenny
    Luvmesumkenny Posts: 779 Member
    One will be 72 Months on Saturday!
    My other is 132 Months Old
    and I'm 408 Months Old! :laugh:
  • jmcreynolds91
    jmcreynolds91 Posts: 777 Member
    who really gives a crap. Get over it!
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
    most parents, not just mothers, I know go months until age 2 because of developmental milestones. a 16 month old can/should do different things than a 20 month old. It's science. Also, I think clothing sizes make a difference as well, 12/18/24/months...etc. I can't believe I actually answered this thread in a serious manner.

    I kinda adore you for answering this way :flowerforyou:

    ^^This^^ and when you have a child that is much bigger than their peers, sometimes it's necessary to point out their age, because when it's assumed they're older, higher expectations are also assumed (my boy and girl are both very tall for their age, and this happens A LOT).

    That being said, I can't believe no one has posted a clip from "Grown Ups" . . . Breastfeeding boy . . . how old is your boy? 48 months . . . LMAO
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Da mathz, dey iz so hard!!

    Which means that it's really going to be too difficult to understand anything about child development or why months are a much more accurate representation of a child's age, especially under the age of 2, but even under 3, than years are.

    I applaud you for your demonstration of ignorance, as most people have the tact to keep that to themselves. *clap clap*
  • DawnieB1977
    DawnieB1977 Posts: 4,248 Member
    There's a huge difference between 24 months and 35 months. Both are 2 years old, but a 24 and 35 month old have huge differences between them.

    Yes, 11 months.

    Lol but I do agree. I say my daughter is 21 months, but I say my son is 3.5 years old, although he's closer to 4 now. He changed massively between 24 and 35 months. Same with my daughter - she was 1 last May and is so different now.

    If people don't want to know then why ask? Most people who ask me are parents themselves.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Yo people's! Check the date on the OP's account...


    He's a troll!
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    My baby is 256 months old. Suck on that! :laugh:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I like it when people give the ages of their children in days, hours, and minutes. Inaccuracy enrages me. If I ask how old your child is, please tell me EXACTLY how old he or she is.
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    <--- 503 months
    I think that's right.

    Daaaang you're old! :P

    :angry:

    Oooohhhh Emilio....you are in SOOO much trouble!!
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    It must be nice to have so few problems that this is a major concern worthy of a rant.

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