Bragging Friday

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  • jennmodugno
    jennmodugno Posts: 363 Member
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    I'm a kick-butt female.

    No, really. I do martial arts. I kick people's butts.

    Well, not their butts. That would be completely innefective. I kick their kidneys and heads and knees.

    I guess that makes me a kick-knees female?
  • mlwatts2
    mlwatts2 Posts: 247
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    Clean brag: I've been pretty much self sufficient since I was 15.

    Dirty brag: certain "parts" literally vibrate, and I can lick the underside of my chin with my tongue. :tongue:
    I also, am happily married

    LUCKY LADY!!!!!!
  • mrs_schultz2012
    mrs_schultz2012 Posts: 395 Member
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    I have a cool dog

    Me too.

    me too! :happy:
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
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    I am bad *kitten* at my job. I just got a huge accolage from a IT director at my job.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    I'm on Cranksters' FL.

    :angry:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I can command small woodland creatures to do my bidding.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    My IQ is 165
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    ***** I will be Bane before I'm any of your other ridiculous DC heroes.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    I can count to potato!
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    I know who let the dogs out, why the caged bird sings AND who put the bomp in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
  • Kerrydor
    Kerrydor Posts: 10
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    love this!

    I was just asked to become part of the planning committee for the Edmonton World Triathlon event! Soooo Stoked!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I can play 12 different instruments and write music. I have been in burning buildings, saved lives, and prayed with people as their life slipped away. I have looked both Death and Life in the eye. I have the most beautiful 1 year old daughter. And I am a good person.

    I like you.




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
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  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    And I'm not saying I'm secretly Wonder Woman, but no one has ever seen us both at the same time. Think about that
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Dizzle started this to answer your statement Jac.

    As far as bragging goes I am HoTT for jbutterflye:blushing: :noway: :love:
    She has a lot of free time.....


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  • glbragg
    glbragg Posts: 77 Member
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    My last name is Bragg so I have to live up to it everyday :smokin:
  • Trilby16
    Trilby16 Posts: 707 Member
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    I have the biggest penis in my family. But, my 10yo will pass me quickly once he hits puberty.

    That's awesome! I mean that you compare penis size. LOL
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    Isn't Batman dead Lea??
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    ***** I will be Bane before I'm any of your other ridiculous DC heroes.
    Did I say you could get out of the car? NO.


    Now put your tights back on and get your butt back to the Batmobile...NOW.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    Isn't Batman dead Lea??
    Uh no? Though, DC is killing off the Boy Wonder.


    Your days are numbered, Brett.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    OMG how could I forget! I am Ms. MFP 2013.. hottest person on MFP and most awesome.

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