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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    OMG how could I forget! I am Ms. MFP 2013.. hottest person on MFP and most awesome.

    Humble post is humble
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    I know the difference between ALL the homophones.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    OMG how could I forget! I am Ms. MFP 2013.. hottest person on MFP and most awesome.

    No Year needed....




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif
  • tmauck4472
    tmauck4472 Posts: 1,785 Member
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    I'm good at losing weight and I didn't have to "eat more" to do it. I'm healthy and and I eat healthy and I lose between 10 and 13 lbs a month. YEP I'm good at losing weight.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I poop bigger than you.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    I've been told I'm "like a ninja" because I sneak up on people and manage to scare the *kitten* out of them.
    Every day. And I don't intend on doing so, it just happens.

    I have the world's goofiest, yet most intelligent dog:
    spacedog.jpg

    Oh, and I bought my first house at the age of 20.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    Isn't Batman dead Lea??
    Uh no? Though, DC is killing off the Boy Wonder.


    Your days are numbered, Brett.

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    My eyes are pretty:

    cb5737e4-77d5-421e-b54d-6161ba12b063_zps406b3e79.jpg
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    I poop bigger than you.

    Challenge accepted.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    I can walk about six feet on my hands.
    I'm also a really good with money.
    My boobs are real and amazing!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    My eyes are pretty:

    cb5737e4-77d5-421e-b54d-6161ba12b063_zps406b3e79.jpg

    Can't see them from behind you.....



    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    I can chug a pint in the time it takes most folks to do a shot.
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
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    I have the biggest penis in my family. But, my 10yo will pass me quickly once he hits puberty.


    I had the biggest penis in my in-laws family ... but I divorced him
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
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    I'm pretty awesome at playing bass.

    My kids also think I'm a great dad.
  • NobodyInParticular
    NobodyInParticular Posts: 352 Member
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    I lift heavy
  • Lottiehill29
    Lottiehill29 Posts: 41 Member
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    I can deadlift 90kg (198lbs) and I've only been training for a couple of months.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    I'm very flexible. Can bend over at the waist and put my hands flat on the floor.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    Ok, going to try this without making a joke about it for once.
    These things are easier to joke about or put out there as being bravado so you can give yourself an out if someone mocks them.
    So, no joke this time.

    I am strong, funny, and I can write well.
    I am driven and determined, for the first time in a long time.
    And I am a world champion bear hugger.


    edit: oh yeah, I have lost enough weight for a whole grown up so far
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    My eyes are pretty:

    cb5737e4-77d5-421e-b54d-6161ba12b063_zps406b3e79.jpg

    Can't see them from behind you.....



    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    Isn't Batman dead Lea??
    Uh no? Though, DC is killing off the Boy Wonder.


    Your days are numbered, Brett.

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    Or you're the sidekick that gets killed off because he's lollame.

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