Bragging Friday

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  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    I am a good photographer. I sing really well. I am a good mommy. I care about my patients. I am determined. I am very clean, but not OCD about it. I am one hell of a baker, and a good all around cook. I am pretty good in the sack. I have no doubt that I would be a great wife........ if I were married.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I bake (from scratch) some of the most amazing *kitten* you'll ever eat in your life.

    Oh, and . . . .

    <~~ I make beautiful babies.

    What she said!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I know who let the dogs out, why the caged bird sings AND who put the bomp in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

    I know there is no "bomp" in "bop shoo bop shoo bop."
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I can cook fairly well. I can bake and decorate a cake almost as well as a pro with no professional training and I'm not too bad of a singer either...but I'm shy...very shy. Stage fright ruins everything!

    Who wants cake or pie? (Yes, the pictures are huge, I’m sorry, I can’t resize them from here…get over it!)


    Yes please! I'll have some pie!
    And that is some great stuff. I've worked with a few pastry chefs that would be proud of that work. Well done!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    Isn't Batman dead Lea??
    Uh no? Though, DC is killing off the Boy Wonder.


    Your days are numbered, Brett.

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    Or you're the sidekick that gets killed off because he's lollame.

    The Flash runs circles around you pack o' turds anyway. Batman is just Richard Branson in a rubber suit.
  • MainahGirl
    MainahGirl Posts: 282 Member
    That I've lost almost 100 lbs and have been able to FINALLY maintain my weight loss! Can I get a whoop - whoop?! :happy:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.


    You know it doesn't count if they're drinking from a sippy cup right?
  • tracymat
    tracymat Posts: 296 Member
    As of today, I'm no longer OBESE!
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.


    I used to be able to....... now, my alcohol related skill is that I can sleep comfortably in a bathtub without drowning..........
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    Brag #8 - I can squat 245 lbs.

    Brag #9 - My kitten is actually The Best Cat in the World.

    Brag #10 - I can do the best Power Girl cosplay ever.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    As of today, I'm no longer OBESE!

    Hey, good for you!! That's awesome!
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Brag #10 - I can do the best Power Girl cosplay ever.

    Pics or I'm saying that Rock's is better.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I can cook fairly well. I can bake and decorate a cake almost as well as a pro with no professional training and I'm not too bad of a singer either...but I'm shy...very shy. Stage fright ruins everything!


    Uh, I can attest to the fact that you cook much more than "fairly well" :happy:

    And now I want more cake dammit!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    My eyes are pretty:

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    Can't see them from behind you.....



    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.

    That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I'm Batman
    NO YOU'RE NOT.


    I'M BATMAN, and don't you dare forget it, Boy Wonder.

    Isn't Batman dead Lea??
    Uh no? Though, DC is killing off the Boy Wonder.


    Your days are numbered, Brett.

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    Or you're the sidekick that gets killed off because he's lollame.

    The Flash runs circles around you pack o' turds anyway. Batman is just Richard Branson in a rubber suit.

    It's DC they're all lollame...
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.


    I used to be able to....... now, my alcohol related skill is that I can sleep comfortably in a bathtub without drowning..........

    Memories...... my friends had to kick in the door of the bathroom in our Vegas hotel last year because they thought I was dead in the shower....psh......no way, I was sleeping comfortably with my head WELL above the water line.
  • Maggies90
    Maggies90 Posts: 27 Member
    I have a nice *kitten* :) hahaha
  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    My eyes are pretty:

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    Can't see them from behind you.....



    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.

    That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Awww I spy a bromance :heart:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member

    It's DC they're all lollame...

    Tony Stark = Bruce Wayne

    Same guy, different city. Both completely superpowerless.
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    i can drink ANYONE UNDER THE TABLE and still be standing to tuck them in nighty night.

    I will take that challange. Being a professional musician, drinking is part of the job. People usually under-estimate my drinking skill. But I have never passed out or puked from drinking.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I can fart louder than my kids, regularly dutch oven them...they :heart: me
  • kimi131
    kimi131 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I can write really beautiful poetry and creative short stories. I'm not someone who loves singing, but I am constantly told at church that I have a beautiful voice. I also get a lot of compliments on my smile.

    But my happiest mentionable comes from my boyfriend. After years of searching and praying, I can finally say that I have found the man who I will spend the rest of my life with. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and the love we share is like nothing else I have experienced.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member

    It's DC they're all lollame...

    Tony Stark = Bruce Wayne

    Same guy, different city. Both completely superpowerless.

    Except one of them is Iron Man, your argument is invalid!!!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    My eyes are pretty:

    cb5737e4-77d5-421e-b54d-6161ba12b063_zps406b3e79.jpg

    Can't see them from behind you.....



    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.

    That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Awww I spy a bromance :heart:

    It's just rape.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I have an awesome friends list.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    My eyes are pretty:

    cb5737e4-77d5-421e-b54d-6161ba12b063_zps406b3e79.jpg

    Can't see them from behind you.....



    Everyone knows you're the bottom b!tch. You've still got some feathers in your teeth from the pillow.

    That was a one time thing for your birthday......next year you get it the same as every other day......

    You two are so cute together.....

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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I have a nice *kitten* :) hahaha

    Pics or it didn't happen.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I can fart louder than my kids, regularly dutch oven them...they :heart: me

    I am so strangely turned on right now........
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    i like turtles.

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