Great Lo-Cal Pizza for One!

BurtHuttz

I just made a great pizza tonight! Super low calorie, too, for a single serving.

1 Slice White Bread (TOASTED, very important!)
1 tsp Heinz brand ketchup
1 tbsp shredded mozzarella cheese

Garlic salt and oregano, italian seasoning, etc to taste.

Put it in a toaster oven for about 5 minutes until cheese is delicious and melty. Less than 200 calories!!

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Crankstr

This was so much better than my "no"

Contrarian

That sounds delicious! What kind of bread? Was it Wonder?

BurtHuttz

WHAT? Why is everyone on here always so rude? This is a perfectly serviceable substitute for real pizza! You just have to make sure the bread is toasted first so it's crispy and then use heinz ketchup because it tastes like something pizza sauce looks like!

BurtHuttz

That sounds delicious! What kind of bread? Was it Wonder?

Finally, thank god. No, safeway brand. I'm sure wonderbread would be good too but we usually only buy the store brand stuff.

samantha1242

Sounds more like a deconstructed grilled cheese sandwich.

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

kirlia

This is a perfectly serviceable substitute for real pizza!

Hahahaha, oh. You're being facetious, right?

...Right???

tameko2

I just made a great pizza tonight! Super low calorie, too, for a single serving.

1 Slice White Bread (TOASTED, very important!)
1 tsp Heinz brand ketchup
1 tbsp shredded mozzarella cheese

Garlic salt and oregano, italian seasoning, etc to taste.

Put it in a toaster oven for about 5 minutes until cheese is delicious and melty. Less than 200 calories!!

There is sugar in ketchup. Sugar is a toxin that causes you to get cancer. Its dangerous and irresponsible of you to advocate anyone eating anything that contains sugar. How DARE you sir.

kaypat09

Or you could use pizza sauce which has about the same amount of calories as ketchup.

I do pretty much the same thing but I use a wheat wrap, toast it in the oven, then pizza sauce, veggies, & cheese.

sunsnstatheart

white bread?! You're trying to kill us, right?

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

WHAT? Why is everyone on here always so rude? This is a perfectly serviceable substitute for real pizza! You just have to make sure the bread is toasted first so it's crispy and then use heinz ketchup because it tastes like something pizza sauce looks like!

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

Or you could use pizza sauce which has about the same amount of calories as ketchup.

I do pretty much the same thing but I use a wheat wrap, toast it in the oven, then pizza sauce, veggies, & cheese.

Now this, I would eat. I'm not sure I would call it pizza, but I would eat it. And like it.

Contrarian

That sounds delicious! What kind of bread? Was it Wonder?

Finally, thank god. No, safeway brand. I'm sure wonderbread would be good too but we usually only buy the store brand stuff.

Thanks!

I don't know why the haters and trolls had to appear. If you don't have anything nice to say, then just don't post! So many rude bullies...

Sharonks

WW English muffins make a great base. I make mine with fresh tomato and mozz. Maybe a bit of ham or something. A little mushroom, bell pepper etc. I've also done it with a low carb tortilla.

dmpizza

Bread and ketchup?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yuk yuk yuk yuk



No no no no no no no no no a thousand times no.

iulia_maddie

jayliospecky

This reminds me of the time one of my friends went over to our mutual friend's house when we were kids. Her mom made "pizza." Apparently she replaced the pizza sauce with condensed tomato soup and used baloney as the meat. (I think they were pretty tight for money, in their defence.) My friend was pretty horrified, however. The result was NOT pizza.

tyme4mein2013

If it is tasty and it works for you...GO FOR IT!!!

BurtHuttz

Listen you haters! I'm just trying ot share my fitness results with other people on a journey. You can take your wheat bread wraps and your avacado hearts or whatever and shove it. I'm just trying to share something that I found that was delicious and that made all the difference. So why don't you just go to another place and say your mean things?

noogie98

Or you could use pizza sauce which has about the same amount of calories as ketchup.

I do pretty much the same thing but I use a wheat wrap, toast it in the oven, then pizza sauce, veggies, & cheese.

I've done this ~ it works taming the pizza cravings. Now, just to find something that tames the Reuben sandwich cravings!!

_SABOTEUR_

What's wonderbread? Is it like a wonderbra for bread? Does it make the bread look bigger and perkier than it actually is?

_SABOTEUR_

No wonder it's for one. Your wife would skewer your balls if you tried to feed her that.

mmddwechanged

My daughter just said "you're crying mom!!!" ( laughing so hard at this thread)

holliwood97

My daughter just said "you're crying mom!!!" ( laughing so hard at this thread)

OMG me too .... laughing out loud with tears... so freaking funny. ((not at the OP's expense though) i realize he is trying to encourage and add a recipe. but im sorry i lost it reading this stuff.

icimani

Sorry - not gonna even try it.

and that's NOT pizza!!!!



But I'm glad you like it. More power to ya!

BurtHuttz

Sorry - not gonna even try it.

and that's NOT pizza!!!!



But I'm glad you like it. More power to ya!

YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK ITALIAN

AllonsYtotheTardis

This is a perfectly serviceable substitute for real pizza!

There is an error in your logic.

BurtHuttz

Daleks don't know anything about pizza.

AllonsYtotheTardis

This topic is divisive, and anti-dalek. Reported!