Things men will never hear a woman say

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  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Don't I look really thin in this dress?

    and

    Thank you for leaving the toilet set up!
  • brujahqueen
    brujahqueen Posts: 29 Member
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    Oh baby. Let me run my fingers through your back hair.


    This made me laugh and cringe all at the same time.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

    Let me introduce you to my wife.......

    But she never says that to me....

    Man, if this were true..... :happy:
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
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    "No honey, you've done enough chores. I can take it from here." :bigsmile:
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
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    Oh baby. Let me run my fingers through your back hair.

    :drinker:
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
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    The interesting thing about the above comment is that she said that you were wrong, by saying that she always says when she is wrong. Therefore taking the other side of the argument, in which she is now saying she is right and you are wrong. The real question is, now that the truth behind this has come out, will she concede and admit that she is wrong, or will she hold firm to her statement that she often admits that she is wrong????

    Lmao Damn, he's onto me. :P I'm not necessarily saying that he is wrong (does that mean I'm now saying YOU'RE wrong?) I'm just stating a fact that I am OK admitting when I am wrong, and in turn, I will admit that I know I am not always right. My head is spinning. Thank you. Lol!
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
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    I left the seat up for you :)
  • murphyfitfreak
    murphyfitfreak Posts: 10
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    I dont need any more shoes or purses lol
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    "My sister is coming over. Shall I tell her to wear the nurses or the french maids' outfit"?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    "Are you sure you really got there?"
  • KimberlyDCZ
    KimberlyDCZ Posts: 525 Member
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    I have way too many shoes.
    HA! THIS!
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
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    I dont need any more shoes or purses lol

    Haaa!! Love this one!!
  • Rizzeh
    Rizzeh Posts: 1 Member
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    Dagnabbit. You're right about that one, and I only own 9 pairs of shoes.
  • ShawnNhGa1977
    ShawnNhGa1977 Posts: 56 Member
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    "No honey, you've done enough chores. I can take it from here." :bigsmile:
    love this lol
  • RambyPandy
    RambyPandy Posts: 118 Member
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    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
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    The interesting thing about the above comment is that she said that you were wrong, by saying that she always says when she is wrong. Therefore taking the other side of the argument, in which she is now saying she is right and you are wrong. The real question is, now that the truth behind this has come out, will she concede and admit that she is wrong, or will she hold firm to her statement that she often admits that she is wrong????

    Lmao Damn, he's onto me. :P I'm not necessarily saying that he is wrong (does that mean I'm now saying YOU'RE wrong?) I'm just stating a fact that I am OK admitting when I am wrong, and in turn, I will admit that I know I am not always right. My head is spinning. Thank you. Lol!

    I believe my work here is done....
    But here's another one:

    "My head is spinning. Thank you. Lol!"

    Sorry, but you're making this too easy for me.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
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    I wish you would buy more (AR-15's, baseball cards, car parts to cars we don't own, fixer up cars, etc)
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    Oh. My. God. That's way too big.

    I've had to say that before. So, yea, it happens.
  • larryc0923
    larryc0923 Posts: 557 Member
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    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

    So true :)
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
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    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

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