Things men will never hear a woman say

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  • KimberlyDCZ
    KimberlyDCZ Posts: 525 Member
    I have way too many shoes.
    HA! THIS!
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
    I dont need any more shoes or purses lol

    Haaa!! Love this one!!
  • Rizzeh
    Rizzeh Posts: 1 Member
    Dagnabbit. You're right about that one, and I only own 9 pairs of shoes.
  • ShawnNhGa1977
    ShawnNhGa1977 Posts: 56 Member
    "No honey, you've done enough chores. I can take it from here." :bigsmile:
    love this lol
  • RambyPandy
    RambyPandy Posts: 118 Member
    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
    The interesting thing about the above comment is that she said that you were wrong, by saying that she always says when she is wrong. Therefore taking the other side of the argument, in which she is now saying she is right and you are wrong. The real question is, now that the truth behind this has come out, will she concede and admit that she is wrong, or will she hold firm to her statement that she often admits that she is wrong????

    Lmao Damn, he's onto me. :P I'm not necessarily saying that he is wrong (does that mean I'm now saying YOU'RE wrong?) I'm just stating a fact that I am OK admitting when I am wrong, and in turn, I will admit that I know I am not always right. My head is spinning. Thank you. Lol!

    I believe my work here is done....
    But here's another one:

    "My head is spinning. Thank you. Lol!"

    Sorry, but you're making this too easy for me.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    I wish you would buy more (AR-15's, baseball cards, car parts to cars we don't own, fixer up cars, etc)
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Oh. My. God. That's way too big.

    I've had to say that before. So, yea, it happens.
  • larryc0923
    larryc0923 Posts: 557 Member
    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

    So true :)
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight
  • eva312
    eva312 Posts: 9 Member
    "Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."

    Like.

    yup.
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

    So true :)

    I thought that's what "Whatever" is for
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    "My sister is coming over. Shall I tell her to wear the nurses or the french maids' outfit"?

    This made me snarf water through my nose.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I love your t-shirt that says " if you can read this, the B**ch fell off.."
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    I really shouldn't go shopping.....
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I was wrong.

    As long as you know it that's fine

    skirt-3.jpg

    Here's a present
  • kabel4892
    kabel4892 Posts: 167 Member
    "Here's some money to buy some more video games. I dont need it for clothes shopping."
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid-wash jeans!!

    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    "i would love to inspect your butt for streak marks, thank you for asking!"

    or

    "no i don't want a massage"
  • kahdxoom
    kahdxoom Posts: 129
    "Sorry Mr. Clooney, but I'm busy tonight."
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    "Go ahead,I know that playing golf is more important then our anniversary :smile: "
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    Don't I look really thin in this dress?

    Actually....two summers back (and 15lbs lighter) I said something similar to a boyfriend

    I came out all dressed up and he said something along the lines of me looking nice or my waist looking so small; I replied with
    "I know right! I look amazing!"

    hahahaha That dress doesn't currently fit :sad:
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    "I love it when you leave your belongings lying all over the floor in every single room of the house."
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    You're right, honey - we don't need to stop & ask for directions......or use the GPS!
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid jeans!!

    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
    Hey Jack, you are talking my language
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    I dont need any more shoes or purses lol

    This however is very correct hahaha I have an issue with both
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
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    Actually I would say that --- I love that show! :laugh:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I just walked in the bathroom after you were in there for 1/2 hour and *high five* awesome. Just seriously the best.

    I am calling my mom and sister over tomorrow, can you see if you can do that again, so they can partake?
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    I wish you would buy more (AR-15's, baseball cards, car parts to cars we don't own, fixer up cars, etc)

    Um. I have said "i wish you would buy me an ar15" about a million times.

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