Things men will never hear a woman say

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  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
    Honey, I can't wait for your mom to get here!
  • pbamerson
    pbamerson Posts: 17 Member
    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid jeans!!

    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
    Hey Jack, you are talking my language



    Yuppies. I like watching DD with my Hubs. :)
  • tallgirlshelley
    tallgirlshelley Posts: 108 Member
    "My best friend? Heck no, I don't care if you sleep with her!"
  • bonitacash08
    bonitacash08 Posts: 378 Member
    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    omg this^^^
  • graveflower316
    graveflower316 Posts: 169 Member
    "That wasn't too quick at all! It was exactly the amount of time I needed to get mine as well..."
  • Pablito66
    Pablito66 Posts: 24 Member
    I don't know why the hell you're stopping to ask for directions. I know you know where you are going...
  • Soosannah
    Soosannah Posts: 270 Member
    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!


    Actually I would say that --- I love that show! :laugh:
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    Me too
  • Rottnme
    Rottnme Posts: 167 Member
    "Take your time getting ready, I just opened a fresh beer"
  • Pie319
    Pie319 Posts: 129 Member
    "Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."

    This.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    I wish you would buy more (AR-15's, baseball cards, car parts to cars we don't own, fixer up cars, etc)

    Um. I have said "i wish you would buy me an ar15" about a million times.

    one is fine, many is a waste lol

    Oh and I would like to add video games to the list lol
  • fiona2785
    fiona2785 Posts: 82
    "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."

    No way!! If my hubby can't help me come up with solutions, I wouldn't bother talking to him about something. What would be the point?
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Honey you head off to the pub with your friends, I'm just gonna stay here, make myself prity and cook you up a steak for whatever time you fancy coming home. :flowerforyou:
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    "That wasn't too quick at all! It was exactly the amount of time I needed to get mine as well..."


    I actually LOL'd at this:laugh: :drinker:
  • DonnaNCgirl
    DonnaNCgirl Posts: 372
    I was wrong.

    I said this once...then I discovered I was mistaken.
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
    you are right.

    I dont mind admitting when I'm wrong but I will never tell that you were right. :noway:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

    Damn near everything is female code for "you can shut up now."
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Oh baby. Let me run my fingers through your back hair.


    This made me laugh and cringe all at the same time.

    I get that a lot.
  • taciturnity
    taciturnity Posts: 69 Member
    "You're right - men ARE better drivers than women."

    "I think we should buy you some more graphic tees from Walmart. They are SO funny."

    "It turns me on when you wear your 'Jingle my bells' Christmas boxers."
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    I was going to type something, then I realized it was men in general, and not me specifically.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Here honey. I'll take out the trash.
  • Brianna716
    Brianna716 Posts: 303 Member
    No, my closet is big enough. Feel free to start using my side for all your crap. I really don't need my own walk in closet :)
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I can be ready to go in 5 minutes....
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."

    No way!! If my hubby can't help me come up with solutions, I wouldn't bother talking to him about something. What would be the point?
    Every other woman I've talked to nods in agreement when I tell them it took me years to figure out that when a woman unloads her personal problems on me, all she wants or expects is for me to listen intently, furrow my brow and shake my head gently from side to side.
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    Of course I don't think you're too close to your Mother!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    " I think it's so sexy when you braid your nose hair like that"
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    "Sorry I can't cuddle right now honey, I'm in the middle of this level."

    Oh ****, I have said that. Nevermind.
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
    Since you clearly don't know how women think, let me explain the entire process for you.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    go ahead, spend all weekend watching football games, I got the honey-do list covered

    oh, and why don't you invite all your buddies over too
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    Let's just have this one night stand, don't ever call me again after you hot, sexy stud muffin.

    :laugh:

    I assume this is probably something men will never hear a woman say, lol.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    "Go ahead,I know that playing golf is more important then our anniversary :smile: "

    lol I would say let me play with ya

    (then again I guess it helps I do golf)

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