Things men will never hear a woman say
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"Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."
Like.
yup.0 -
I was wrong.
I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".
So true
I thought that's what "Whatever" is for0 -
"My sister is coming over. Shall I tell her to wear the nurses or the french maids' outfit"?
This made me snarf water through my nose.0 -
I love your t-shirt that says " if you can read this, the B**ch fell off.."0
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I really shouldn't go shopping.....0
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I was wrong.
As long as you know it that's fine
Here's a present0 -
"Here's some money to buy some more video games. I dont need it for clothes shopping."0
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Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight
Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid-wash jeans!!
Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!0 -
"i would love to inspect your butt for streak marks, thank you for asking!"
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"no i don't want a massage"0 -
"Sorry Mr. Clooney, but I'm busy tonight."0
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"Go ahead,I know that playing golf is more important then our anniversary "0
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Don't I look really thin in this dress?
Actually....two summers back (and 15lbs lighter) I said something similar to a boyfriend
I came out all dressed up and he said something along the lines of me looking nice or my waist looking so small; I replied with
"I know right! I look amazing!"
hahahaha That dress doesn't currently fit :sad:0 -
"Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."0
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"I love it when you leave your belongings lying all over the floor in every single room of the house."0
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You're right, honey - we don't need to stop & ask for directions......or use the GPS!0
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Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight
Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid jeans!!
Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!0 -
I dont need any more shoes or purses lol
This however is very correct hahaha I have an issue with both0 -
Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
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Actually I would say that --- I love that show! :laugh:0 -
I just walked in the bathroom after you were in there for 1/2 hour and *high five* awesome. Just seriously the best.
I am calling my mom and sister over tomorrow, can you see if you can do that again, so they can partake?0 -
I wish you would buy more (AR-15's, baseball cards, car parts to cars we don't own, fixer up cars, etc)
Um. I have said "i wish you would buy me an ar15" about a million times.0
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