Things men will never hear a woman say

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  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
    Honey, I can't wait for your mom to get here!
  • pbamerson
    pbamerson Posts: 17 Member
    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid jeans!!

    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
    Hey Jack, you are talking my language



    Yuppies. I like watching DD with my Hubs. :)
  • tallgirlshelley
    tallgirlshelley Posts: 108 Member
    "My best friend? Heck no, I don't care if you sleep with her!"
  • bonitacash08
    bonitacash08 Posts: 378 Member
    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    omg this^^^
  • graveflower316
    graveflower316 Posts: 169 Member
    "That wasn't too quick at all! It was exactly the amount of time I needed to get mine as well..."
  • Pablito66
    Pablito66 Posts: 24 Member
    I don't know why the hell you're stopping to ask for directions. I know you know where you are going...
  • Soosannah
    Soosannah Posts: 270 Member
    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!


    Actually I would say that --- I love that show! :laugh:
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    Me too
  • Rottnme
    Rottnme Posts: 167 Member
    "Take your time getting ready, I just opened a fresh beer"
  • Pie319
    Pie319 Posts: 129 Member
    "Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."

    This.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    I wish you would buy more (AR-15's, baseball cards, car parts to cars we don't own, fixer up cars, etc)

    Um. I have said "i wish you would buy me an ar15" about a million times.

    one is fine, many is a waste lol

    Oh and I would like to add video games to the list lol
  • fiona2785
    fiona2785 Posts: 82
    "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."

    No way!! If my hubby can't help me come up with solutions, I wouldn't bother talking to him about something. What would be the point?
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Honey you head off to the pub with your friends, I'm just gonna stay here, make myself prity and cook you up a steak for whatever time you fancy coming home. :flowerforyou:
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    "That wasn't too quick at all! It was exactly the amount of time I needed to get mine as well..."


    I actually LOL'd at this:laugh: :drinker:
  • DonnaNCgirl
    DonnaNCgirl Posts: 372
    I was wrong.

    I said this once...then I discovered I was mistaken.
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
    you are right.

    I dont mind admitting when I'm wrong but I will never tell that you were right. :noway:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

    Damn near everything is female code for "you can shut up now."
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Oh baby. Let me run my fingers through your back hair.


    This made me laugh and cringe all at the same time.

    I get that a lot.
  • taciturnity
    taciturnity Posts: 69 Member
    "You're right - men ARE better drivers than women."

    "I think we should buy you some more graphic tees from Walmart. They are SO funny."

    "It turns me on when you wear your 'Jingle my bells' Christmas boxers."
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    I was going to type something, then I realized it was men in general, and not me specifically.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Here honey. I'll take out the trash.

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