In a Calorie Quandry
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Damn you !! Now I want icing....0
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Frosting without cake is a negative calorie food. Congrats on that.
I'm eating celery with chocolate frosting as we speak. I'm practically invisible.0 -
Damn you !! Now I want icing....0
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Damn, I hate word problems. Uhm... eleventeen?0
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Sharing too much frosting with your new best friend Mike can lead to pregnancy.
This. You should probably be tested.0 -
I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
Baby shower
Costco cake
Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
The baby is due on April 3rd
It was not my baby shower
I am not pregnant
I ate:
The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate
I drank:
1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:
I did NOT eat:
Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:
More facts:
I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off
Question:
How much frosting did I eat?
Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
mmmmmmFROSTING
I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:
Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!!0 -
I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
Baby shower
Costco cake
Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
The baby is due on April 3rd
It was not my baby shower
I am not pregnant
I ate:
The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate
I drank:
1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:
I did NOT eat:
Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:
More facts:
I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off
Question:
How much frosting did I eat?
Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
mmmmmmFROSTING
I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:
Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!!
Sure hope there are some Ron Burgandy fans out there that understood my humor:blushing:0 -
If it wasn't attached to the cake the calories don't count.
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I like the people on this thread almost as much as frosting.0
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Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:0
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I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
Baby shower
Costco cake
Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
The baby is due on April 3rd
It was not my baby shower
I am not pregnant
I ate:
The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate
I drank:
1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:
I did NOT eat:
Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:
More facts:
I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off
Question:
How much frosting did I eat?
Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
mmmmmmFROSTING
I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:
Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!!
Sure hope there are some Ron Burgandy fans out there that understood my humor:blushing:0 -
Damn, I hate word problems. Uhm... eleventeen?0
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Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:0
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Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:
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Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.0
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This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time0
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This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time0
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This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
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I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.0
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This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time
Marry
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I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.0 -
I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.
Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...0 -
I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.
Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...
Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!0 -
Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.0
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I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.
oooo *pretends to hug, cops a feel*0 -
I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.
Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...
Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!
But the Herpivia isn't!
Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.0 -
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Seriously??!!0 -
This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time0
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I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.0
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I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.
I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.
Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...
Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!
But the Herpivia isn't!
Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.
I don't like to be ridden, even fat girls know dat!0
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