In a Calorie Quandry

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  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    To all of you having s3x with Mattagascar in my thread, please stop. This thread is reserved for the very serious busniess of figuring frosting calories. There is no time for that!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

    Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

    Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

    But the Herpivia isn't!

    Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.

    I don't like to be ridden, even hot girls know dat!

    Fixed it for ya.

    A) Mopeds love being ridden.

    B) Refer to A.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    To all of you having s3x with Mattagascar in my thread, please stop. This thread is reserved for the very serious busniess of figuring frosting calories. There is no time for that!

    Haters gonna hate
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    To all of you having s3x with Mattagascar in my thread, please stop. This thread is reserved for the very serious busniess of figuring frosting calories. There is no time for that!

    I thought you would support this, as it burns frosting calories?!

    Confused... :(
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    To all of you having s3x with Mattagascar in my thread, please stop. This thread is reserved for the very serious busniess of figuring frosting calories. There is no time for that!

    TL;DR and NMT
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    To all of you having s3x with Mattagascar in my thread, please stop. This thread is reserved for the very serious busniess of figuring frosting calories. There is no time for that!

    What about those wanting to?
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

    I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

    Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

    Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

    But the Herpivia isn't!

    Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.

    I don't like to be ridden, even hot girls know dat!

    Fixed it for ya.

    A) Mopeds love being ridden.

    B) Refer to A.

    A) Mopeds give it like a champ
    B) You will always
    C)ome before me
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    [A) Mopeds give it like a champ
    B) You will always
    C)ome before me

    You know, I am NOT feeling rapey today!
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    [A) Mopeds give it like a champ
    B) You will always
    C)ome before me

    You know, I am NOT feeling rapey today!

    You hippy!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    [A) Mopeds give it like a champ
    B) You will always
    C)ome before me

    You know, I am NOT feeling rapey today!

    You hippy!

    Trees need love, too. Save the wood, amirite?
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    To all of you having s3x with Mattagascar in my thread, please stop. This thread is reserved for the very serious busniess of figuring frosting calories. There is no time for that!

    TL;DR and NMT
    Now I have to whip out the Google again! Geez!
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    [A) Mopeds give it like a champ
    B) You will always
    C)ome before me

    You know, I am NOT feeling rapey today!

    You hippy!

    Trees need love, too. Save the wood, amirite?

    My burrito is the best...even the spanish aztecs know dat!
  • PhotogNerd
    PhotogNerd Posts: 420 Member
    [A) Mopeds give it like a champ
    B) You will always
    C)ome before me

    You know, I am NOT feeling rapey today!

    You hippy!

    Trees need love, too. Save the wood, amirite?

    Share the wood is more like it, oh wait.....
  • aeg176
    aeg176 Posts: 171 Member
    I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
    Baby shower
    Costco cake
    Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
    The baby is due on April 3rd
    It was not my baby shower
    I am not pregnant

    I ate:
    The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
    The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
    The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate

    I drank:
    1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:

    I did NOT eat:
    Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:

    More facts:
    I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
    I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off

    Question:
    How much frosting did I eat?
    Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
    :love: mmmmmmFROSTING


    I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:

    Lmao! I like frosting probably not as much as you though...
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    Mmmm.. thanks to your inspiration I'm going to incorporate lots and lots of frosting into my carb nite this weekend! For my birthday.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    [A) Mopeds give it like a champ
    B) You will always
    C)ome before me

    You know, I am NOT feeling rapey today!

    You hippy!

    Trees need love, too. Save the wood, amirite?

    My burrito is the best...even the spanish aztecs know dat!

    But nothing beats a smashed torta, eaten fresh out the Mexican place!
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Mmmm.. thanks to your inspiration I'm going to incorporate lots and lots of frosting into my carb nite this weekend! For my birthday.
    Happy Birthday Cupcake!:flowerforyou: