In a Calorie Quandry

MeMyCatsandI

I'm trying to figure out how many calories worth of frosting I just ate. Here are the facts, please help:
Baby shower
Costco cake
Cake was cut into approximately 48 pieces
The baby is due on April 3rd
It was not my baby shower
I am not pregnant

I ate:
The frosting scraped off the cake knife after cutting approximately 1/2 the cake
The frosting off the piece of cake the cake server placed on my plate
The frosting that my new best friend Mike scraped off his cake and placed on my plate

I drank:
1 cup of DIET Coke, mostly ice, so subtract those calories :bigsmile:

I did NOT eat:
Any actual cake, so subtract those calories too :drinker:

More facts:
I did not bring my food scale or my measuring cups because I fear the stares of others
I currently have a sugar high that is quickly wearing off

Question:
How much frosting did I eat?
Please note: It would be helpful for me (for today's frositng outing and those yet to come) if you could provide your answer in TBSP and cups
mmmmmmFROSTING

I can't answer that until you tell me what time the train left the station and how fast it was traveling:bigsmile:

I live in San Diego, so I have no idea about trains. Ask me about ships, boats, kayaks, or dolphins.

Ah then clearly the answer is those calories didn't count!!!! You stay classy San Diego!!

Sure hope there are some Ron Burgandy fans out there that understood my humor:blushing:

I understood it. But then... I'm classy!

MeMyCatsandI

Damn, I hate word problems. Uhm... eleventeen?

I can't find eleventeen in the database.

MeMyCatsandI

Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:

That's a good idea. Though I wonder if I might need to go to rehab.

Cp731

Don't worry about it, just consider it your cheat meal for the week.:flowerforyou:

and calorie free................

DarkDiva2005

Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.

mattagascar

This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time

MidwestAngel

This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time

How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?

mattagascar

This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time

How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?

Marry

1ConcreteGirl

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

pastryari

This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time

How do you make yourself throw up when you don't have a gag reflex?

Marry

:explode: :mad:

mattagascar

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

1ConcreteGirl

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

mattagascar

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

MeMyCatsandI

Now one thing we have not taken into account is the color of the frosting. As we all know purple is the highest in caloric content where as mint green is the lowest. Now if any of the colors were touching then it becomes a whole new calculation.

Problem: All my frosting was white. Except for the chocolate mousse in the center.

alishacupcake

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

oooo *pretends to hug, cops a feel*

1ConcreteGirl

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

But the Herpivia isn't!

Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.

Rachaelluvszipped

:laugh:

Seriously??!!

MeMyCatsandI

This is a caloric disaster of epic proportions. I would suggest making yourself throw up. RIGHT NOW...there is still time

I can't throw up. I haven't thrown up since 1991 when I was pregnant AND had the stomach flu.

MeMyCatsandI

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

Shall I tell you where to find the frosting?? It's just off Balboa, very centrally located! :smokin:

mattagascar

I'm just afraid because OP is in my city and this much dietary angst might rub off on me... someone hold me.

I already told you NO CUDDLING!!! I'll pull your hair though.

Hmmm. Still waiting on your test results, but I do seem to remember you saying something very different privately...

Trichomonoliviasis is treatable!

But the Herpivia isn't!

Besides, I don't want to be your hidden snuggler. A moped like you should know that.

I don't like to be ridden, even fat girls know dat!