Your Parents Named you What?!!

louisey112
louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
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What unusual/crazy/WTF names have you personally come across that begs the question, "What were your parents thinking?!" For me, the one that sticks in my head the most is a guy I went to high school with: Harry ****ey.

Guess you can figure out the censored part .. lol
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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    ben dover
  • wendyhutchesonwasden
    wendyhutchesonwasden Posts: 140 Member
    Yarp (Pray backwards) This is someone I used to work with.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Rosey Cheeks

    Harry Anness

    Both true stories.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Richard Hertz.

    (think about it)
  • willbeayummymuumy
    willbeayummymuumy Posts: 57
    Rudolph
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    My wife went to a school with a guy named Richard Handle.

    She also knew a Wayne Kerr.
  • musycnlyrics
    musycnlyrics Posts: 323 Member
    Kcatendra (guess the mother couldnt choose which letter)
    Ralphnelle
    Diamaggia (pronounced Dee-ah-mah-gee-aye)
    Isaisha (Eye-zay-sha)
    Jordelia (ewwww)
    Larussia (yup, just like it looks: lah-rush-ah)
    Jermajesty (jermaine jacksons kid)

    got a bunch more, but those are a good start
  • BflSaberfan
    BflSaberfan Posts: 1,272
    There is a talk radio host here and his real name is Sandy Beach. For real.
  • cnlargent
    cnlargent Posts: 199 Member
    Avyanna Diovanni Chanel Bennett. <---True life, saw it on facebook as the name of a baby girl.
  • wendyhutchesonwasden
    wendyhutchesonwasden Posts: 140 Member
    Lemonjello-Luh-mon-juh-lo
    Orangejello-Uh-ron-juh-lo
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
    Nosmo King

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  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
    L-A (ladasha)
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Mike Hunt. Yep.

    Oh, and I know siblings named Tom, Al E, and Kitty Catt. Seriously.
  • Mmmporkrinds
    Mmmporkrinds Posts: 192
    Dwayne Pipe. I also had a great-aunt named Edna, which was fine until she married into the Puddle family.
  • vendygirl
    vendygirl Posts: 718 Member
    Went to school with a Sunny Day and then there was the family that had three kids named Silver, Silver and Seven (all had a last name I can't remember but started with S)
  • wendyhutchesonwasden
    wendyhutchesonwasden Posts: 140 Member
    Went to school with a girl named SunDance
  • KCGettinFit2014
    KCGettinFit2014 Posts: 141
    I worked with a girl who married a guy with the last name Masters. They named their first born son Jedi...Jedi Masters.

    My brother in law changed his last name from Rodriguez to Silver hoping it would help him in the film industry. When he and his wife had their first son, they named him Sterling...Sterling Silver.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Went to high school with a Mary Christmas and Crystal Klir (pronounced "clear"). I sh#it you not.
  • zeebruhgirl
    zeebruhgirl Posts: 493 Member
    Steele Barr, but I kinda like it haha
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    English teacher was D!ick Wiener
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    So last night on mumble, we were raiding and I don't recall why but the subject of names comes up and my guildmate queues up on mumble and said "Oh, well, I named my first born after my WoW tauren. We named him Thargore."

    All the officers and I immediately typed "WHAT. THE. FúCK. THARGORE" in the "O" channel.



    THARGORE

    (HEOFTHEDREAM, I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE ON MFP... SERIOUSLY DUDE... WTF.. JUST WTF...)
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Drew Peacock
    Justin Case
    Rich Mahn
  • sharleengc
    sharleengc Posts: 792 Member
    Three sisters in my high school

    Happi Person
    Jolli Person
    Merri Person
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Sunshine Dairy

    Chanda Leer

    Shasta Peak

    Mickey Mouse

    All true.
  • annanderson77985
    annanderson77985 Posts: 57 Member
    In high school.. Candy Barr..

    My mother had a friend whose first name was Grace.. When she remarried, she married William Grace..
  • dswolverine
    dswolverine Posts: 246 Member
    I dated a guy named Thor in college
  • chileheadmike
    chileheadmike Posts: 78 Member
    Worked with a girl named Jingle Bell.
  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
    Allison Catherine ok until they called her Alley Cat!!!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    These are all athletes names:

    if you dont believe me, I will source you

    lucious pusey
    Rusty Kuntz
    Johnny ****shot
    Chubby Cox
    Ivana Mandic
    Dewanna Bonner
    Jack Glasscock
  • KellyJoMorris
    KellyJoMorris Posts: 35 Member
    My son once dated a girl called Samantha Tickle - a fairly ordinary name.

    Her parents wanted to call her Tess, but didn't after a family member asked them to have a think about it!

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