Your Parents Named you What?!!

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  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,078 Member
    confesora is my granmothers, but she changed it
    Ladislao is my dad
  • Kayla_292to165
    Kayla_292to165 Posts: 249 Member
    Richard Dragon...I saw mail for him all the time..his wife? Mary Dragon....Mary and **** Dragon.
  • devan33
    devan33 Posts: 177 Member
    My childhood neighbor's dad's name is Richard Smallwood. He actually ran a local park/ball parks. It never struck me funny until I was an adult and someone was talking about this park and asked who ran it and I said D1ck Smallwood and they died laughing...

    I went to school with a boy named Steve Fawcett...one day they called him over the loud speaker as Walter Fawcett...we had no idea that he went by his middle name...but we understood...lol I also went to middle school with a guy named Mike Fountain who always said he would name his kid Walter...last year my sister text me to ask me if I knew him because his wife was getting physical therapy where my sister works..and I said yea..ask if they have a son named Walter..they did have a son, but thankfully she wouldn't let Mike name the son Walter...haha
  • jacklis
    jacklis Posts: 280 Member
    The worst one I ever heard was not an American, but he called me for something from my company's Tokyo office. I have no idea the spelling, but the name was pronounced "Itchy Coochie". Lucky for me, he left a voice mail, so I could call and play it every time I was out drinking with friends....I think I kept that message for a good year..."Hello-a-Heidi...thisa itchy coochie"

    This is the best .:laugh: :sad:
  • Runninglibrarian13
    Runninglibrarian13 Posts: 57 Member
    I was friends with a set of twins... Beth and Jenny Woods... met them when I was about 7.

    So I think I can be forgiven when I was I bust a gut laughing when their father introduced himself to me. "Hi, my name is Forrest"
  • Paganrosemama
    Paganrosemama Posts: 86 Member
    A good friend of mine in high school was Misty Woods. She had a lot of trouble finding jobs, but was glad she wasn't a boy.Her Mom had said that if she would have been a boy, It would have been named Loston.
  • jenn_sullivan
    jenn_sullivan Posts: 12
    Real doctor names:

    Dr. Love (cardiologist)
    Dr. Schpritz (urologist)
    Dr. Di(ana) Mort (oncologist)
    Dr. Slaughter (surgeon)
    Dr. Zipper (urologist)
    Dr. Moorkath (cardiologist)
    Dr. Klutz (surgeon)
    Dr. Richard Chopp (urologist)
    Dr. Blinder (opthamologist)
    Dr. Nudelman (urologist)
    Dr. Butt (gastroenterologist)
    Dr. Redwood (urologist)

    I work with a Dr. Funk lol

    Psychiatrist?

    My uncle always told me I should be a surgeon... maiden name is Butcher :)
    Also the dentists Named : Payne, Pullar and Yanks!

    My OBGYN is named Dr. Clapp. There is orthodonist in town named Ken Hurt. His motto "It's just my name, not my intention".
  • klbaierwalter
    klbaierwalter Posts: 308 Member
    Country Musick (true story, his wedding announcement was in our paper) Mr. & Mrs. Country Musick

    Darke Sage Greene (a kid from a rival high school of ours)

    Anna Lee (think about it)

    A woman in a hospital here in our town named her daughter Gonorrhea because she saw it on a sign, didn't know what it was, and thought it sounded pretty.

    My friend from college has a sister who is a nurse and she was helping take care of a mother who just had a little one. The baby's name...Crucifix!
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    ABCDE- pronounced, Ab-sid-ee

    *kitten* Brown- pronounced, Ash-O-lee Brown no bullsh*t
  • curvymomo3
    curvymomo3 Posts: 253 Member
    LMAO great thread!!!

    There was this kid in High school no joke...

    Richard Scott Wood

    LMAO he liked to be called **** too! teehee
  • angmarie28
    angmarie28 Posts: 2,883 Member
    Richard (D-I-C-K) Yankoff (my 5th cousin)
    and a staff at my high school told me he went to school with a forign exchange student named ****head pronounced shi-heed
  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member
    My cousin named her son Espn (pronounced ess-pin). No joke.
  • GreenEggsNHan
    GreenEggsNHan Posts: 27 Member
    Last week, the female cashier at Subway was named Sukdeep. Yikes...
  • brettjcohen
    brettjcohen Posts: 30 Member
    I know a teacher who had students who were twins. They were named:
    Lemon Jello and Orange Jello but it was pronounced Lemm'-onjelo and Oran'-jello with the accent on the first syllable.
    They said that there mom had such bad morning sickness that all she could eat was ... you guessed it.
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
    These are not dirty names, but my family takes the cake for white people ghetto names:

    Araynah
    Zephaniah
    Adalaida
    Royce

    These are all the same generation kids in my family. It's like they were trying to outdo each other...
  • SakuraRose13
    SakuraRose13 Posts: 621 Member
    My brothers bestfriend of 20yrs is named Justin Sales ,not hilarious but still funny.
  • risskie
    risskie Posts: 203 Member
    a student of mine : Roland Fogg.

    triplets I grew up with : Windy, Dusty and Rainy (not lying, either)

    sisters I went to church with : Faith, Hope and Charity (get ready) Bliss ((Hope Bliss is the one most shameful :laugh: ! )
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    I went to school with a Sandy Beech and Merry Christmas (spelled just like that)

    But I can't say much I had a hard time coming up with a middle name for my daughter (Ali) ... she was almost Ali Gator ha ha ha, but she was saved, I found something else.
  • shastacrystal
    shastacrystal Posts: 262
    Harry Herpe
    Richard Rising
    Peter Pan
  • AllyTheguineapig
    AllyTheguineapig Posts: 33
    Everyone says my sons name is weird but when I moved my neighbors kid had the same first name. idk Loki Alexander.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I know a guy named Rusty Nail.
  • b3kah5
    b3kah5 Posts: 280 Member
    Donald Duck
    Xstacey
    Urban legend of two sisters named Ima and Ura Pigg.
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
    Kcatendra (guess the mother couldnt choose which letter)
    Ralphnelle
    Diamaggia (pronounced Dee-ah-mah-gee-aye)
    Isaisha (Eye-zay-sha)
    Jordelia (ewwww)
    Larussia (yup, just like it looks: lah-rush-ah)
    Jermajesty (jermaine jacksons kid)

    got a bunch more, but those are a good start

    sigh, my soul weeps
  • cielbee
    cielbee Posts: 62
    There are either quite a few Orangejello and Lemonjellos or their names are so odd that they stick with you. My sister had them as students about 10 or more years ago.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    HisMajesty and HerMajesty (fraternal twins)

    Younger sibling:

    UrMajesty

    I kid you not. :indifferent:

    Also Free Fries, again, I am not joking. What are people thinking?
  • WarningBell
    WarningBell Posts: 36
    Brooke Lynn Bridge!
  • ajhugz
    ajhugz Posts: 452 Member
    These are people I've met

    Shanquana
    Nafeesha
    O'shawn (i got used to her name)
  • AmyBecky74
    AmyBecky74 Posts: 437 Member
    My wife went to a school with a guy named Richard Handle.

    She also knew a Wayne Kerr.



    I can't stop laugh at the Wayne Kerr :laugh: I needed that laugh today
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    My friend's name is Mo Butts

    Butts is her married named, her 1st name is Monique- but she goes by Mo, so she is now Mo Butts. I had her name written down on a piece of paper, my MIL picked it up and read it and turned red.
  • Zoeegirl
    Zoeegirl Posts: 100 Member
    I know three little kids at my sons school, there names are Ecstasy, Cocaine, and MaryJane :noway:

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