Your Parents Named you What?!!

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  • LeanQuest
    LeanQuest Posts: 57
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    I was watching a T.V gameshow once and the contestant was called Fanny smellit
  • who922
    who922 Posts: 26 Member
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    A Counselor in high school was named Richard Head----I do not lie!!
    A girl in high school---Candace Cain
    A guy in college---Alan Allan Allen!! No lie, good friends with my brother.
    A kid at the school where my wife was principal---Chasin Whiskey!! Don't know his last name.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    I remember when my mother in law had a student named ****head (Sha -thead). She had to ask him how to pronounce it because she was scared to say it how it was spelled!
    OK..this is like the 3rd one of these on this thread. I hope and pray that you all know the same ****head....because there can't possibly be that many parents actually choosing this name...can there?
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  • kimmynw1
    kimmynw1 Posts: 97 Member
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    On a tombstone I saw........ Harry Balls SMH poor guy!
    My friends last name is Powers and he wants to name a son Max so...... Max Powers
  • MomofTeens
    MomofTeens Posts: 42 Member
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    Two little boys in my neighborhood are named Blade and Sword.
    I can't stand it!! Especially when the mother yells from her porch..."Blade, Sword, get ur butts home now."

    PS: These 2 are too little to be out playing without supervision anyways. UGH!
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    Well not as extreme as some of these and it's more my grandparents fault because I inherited my middle name from my dad, but it's Annand....Kinda like my Grandma had a a bad stutter and just couldn't get And out. An,an,an,and....fuk it we'll call him Annand :)
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
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    My son goes to school with a bunch of kids from the same family named Rain, Storm, and River.

    I went to school with a guy named Travis Traves (pronounced Travis).

    Also went to school with a girl named Crystal Chanda Lier.

    Why do parents hate their kids so much?? :laugh:
  • hifilights
    hifilights Posts: 7
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    I knew a guy at school called Winter Bottom. Naturally everybody just nicknamed him frosty *kitten* :laugh:
  • marx4
    marx4 Posts: 236 Member
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    This thread brightens even the gloomy day!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rubixcyoob
    rubixcyoob Posts: 395
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    You would think the name zoey was common enough but i still get people who say it's a weird name. The other day at the post office the guy asked me if my parents were sleepy and misspelled joey because my name "made no sense."

    :mad:

    That is mad. My sisters name is Zoe, and she's the only one I've come across, but I don't think it sounds weird at all.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    i knew someone named HARRY WANG. i saw his driver's license and it was NOT harold.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    ben dover

    I went to school with a guy named Ben Dovey, such a nice guy too :wink:

    I worked with a gentleman named Mike Hunt (was Michael but he liked being called Mike) imagine the shock when you call over the PA system of the supermarket, Attention please staff will Mike Hunt please come to the front desk :blushing:
  • Lt_Starbuck
    Lt_Starbuck Posts: 576 Member
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    This isnt dirty or gross or even funny but still a Your parents named you WHAT??

    A few people here know this, but I was named after Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty - her secret identity name, not even her Aurora princess name.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,042 Member
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    Donald Duck. Poor kid committed suicide at around 16 years old...well, they called it a drug overdose.
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
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    Went to school with a girl named SunDance

    Wierd, I have a daughter named Sundance, and Cheyanne, and Montanna!
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
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    I have a friend whose name is Justin Case. And my fifth grade teacher was Mr. Gotz (pronouced goats) his first name was William (billy) and he had a sister Nancy (nanny).
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
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    Real doctor names:

    Dr. Love (cardiologist)
    Dr. Schpritz (urologist)
    Dr. Di(ana) Mort (oncologist)
    Dr. Slaughter (surgeon)
    Dr. Zipper (urologist)
    Dr. Moorkath (cardiologist)
    Dr. Klutz (surgeon)
    Dr. Richard Chopp (urologist)
    Dr. Blinder (opthamologist)
    Dr. Nudelman (urologist)
    Dr. Butt (gastroenterologist)
    Dr. Redwood (urologist)

    I work with a Dr. Funk lol

    Psychiatrist?

    My uncle always told me I should be a surgeon... maiden name is Butcher :)
    Also the dentists Named : Payne, Pullar and Yanks!
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
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    A girl I used to work with named her daughter Penelope. Last name is Wise. Pretty b.a. if you ask me.
    Went to school with a Harry McNutt.
    Just saw an announcement for a Phoenix Heath Rivers.
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
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    The hubby's urologist was named Hugh **** - I am so not kidding. (oops - the program censored the last name - just think crude four letter word for male private part that starts with a "d")
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
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    My niece is named Galactika Fayadora...

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