Guide to success on MFP
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You must really love this place to have taken what I can only imagine to be at least 20 minutes out of your Saturday morning to make this post.
- 4chan is blocked in Saudi Arabia and I'm too lazy to proxy
- Saturdays are like Mondays in Saudi Arabia
- As a Researcher, there isn't much work to do
- The meme threads took a lot longer
- I get bored easily and just post what comes to mind after cleaning up the language
- I do, I really do love this place. I have many amazing friends here0 -
Reported. I am going to my MFP mom and going to tell on you. I will make her take me out for coffee just so I can sob directly into it whilst my tears cool it. I will complain endlessly about how you made fun of my back fat and told me there was no exercise other than doing hours upon hours of Richard Simmons videos that would make me rid of it. Then I would make her give me 40$ for gas as she is mom and all and promise that she wouldnt lock the myriad of Happy birthday threads that I am about to post.
I will also ask for an opinion on the "Master Cleanse" and when you don't respond with the answer that I want to here I will berate you for making fun of me and then go into a diatribe on how you know nothing about what you're talking about then utter the phrase "I do what I want"0 -
Reported. I am going to my MFP mom and going to tell on you. I will make her take me out for coffee just so I can sob directly into it whilst my tears cool it. I will complain endlessly about how you made fun of my back fat and told me there was no exercise other than doing hours upon hours of Richard Simmons videos that would make me rid of it. Then I would make her give me 40$ for gas as she is mom and all and promise that she wouldnt lock the myriad of Happy birthday threads that I am about to post.
I will also ask for an opinion on the "Master Cleanse" and when you don't respond with the answer that I want to here I will berate you for making fun of me and then go into a diatribe on how you know nothing about what you're talking about then utter the phrase "I do what I want"
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And don't forget to correct people's spelling and grammar.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!
Lose vs. Loose
Lose = opposite of win = you LOSE weight
Loose = opposite of tight = your pants are too loose
Okay. I'm done.
YES!!
Cliche = is used to describe a group of 2 to 12 (averaging 5 or 6) "persons who interact with each other more regularly and intensely than others in the same setting
Clique = Not even a word.
Would bang.0 -
Thursday = Sat, Friday = Sunday. Friday is considered a "Holy day" in most Muslim countries- Saturdays are like Mondays in Saudi Arabia
Interesting. So which day of the week in Saudi Arabia is the equivalent to a Saturday in America?0 -
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this is funny. especially the guy who keeps saying "would bang". all of you are wrong though - its CLICK0
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So, I just "joined" here and this is the first post I read... LMAO! Nothing like trying to get a little help, insight, motivation, whatever from a site full of strangers who I probably have more in common with than not (fat chicks unite, woot!), to find I have somehow sent an urgent message to the ever present trolls requesting they bash anything I post. What kind of quiche are you having? I like spinach and mushroom. I can't swallow solid foods yet, but just sayin. No cake!?! Y'all are brutal. Maybe I should go back to ObesityHelp... I hear they have pie. Bwahahaha!0
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Is there cake here?
The cake is a lie.
Also the new profile pic is very apt.0 -
This is stupid, a waste of people precious time and intelligence!0
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So, I just "joined" here and this is the first post I read... LMAO! Nothing like trying to get a little help, insight, motivation, whatever from a site full of strangers who I probably have more in common with than not (fat chicks unite, woot!), to find I have somehow sent an urgent message to the ever present trolls requesting they bash anything I post. What kind of quiche are you having? I like spinach and mushroom. I can't swallow solid foods yet, but just sayin. No cake!?! Y'all are brutal. Maybe I should go back to ObesityHelp... I hear they have pie. Bwahahaha!
hi and welcome to the site. Joking aside this is a great site. We just like to have some fun on the side. Can't take fitness too seriously or you go crazy! I bid you lots and lots of success here
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This is stupid, a waste of people precious time and intelligence!
yet... here you are0 -
This is stupid, a waste of people precious time and intelligence!
yet... here you are
It's such a blessing when people generously share their time and superior intelligence long enough to point out the flaws in others.0 -
This is stupid, a waste of people precious time and intelligence!
naww. yer good. Your intellect is intact.0 -
would bang0
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This kind of made me giggle ♥0
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Hi Taunto :flowerforyou:0
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Um okay so I read this whole thing but I'm still confused.....CAN I count tea as water??
Also, I think it's spelled cliche, not clique.
Cliche: is an expression, idea, or element of an artistic work which has become overused to the point of losing its original meaning, or effect, and even, to the point of being trite or irritating, especially when at some earlier time it was considered meaningful or novel
Clique: the word "clique" (CanE, UK /ˈkliːk/ or US /ˈklɪk/ is used to describe a group of 2 to 12 (averaging 5 or 6) "persons who interact with each other more regularly and intensely than others in the same setting
Just in case you're serious:)
Note to self: Do not meet sarcasm with sarcasm unless in the cliche, unless you have quiche...then it's okay.0 -
This is stupid, a waste of people precious time and intelligence!
^^^must not be in the cliche!!!!0 -
This is stupid, a waste of people precious time and intelligence!
yet... here you are
It's such a blessing when people generously share their time and superior intelligence long enough to point out the flaws in others.
I feel that my gifts should be shared with the world.0 -
Nailed it!0
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Haaaa!!! Awesome, love it!!!0
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Is there cake here?
The cake is a lie.
Also the new profile pic is very apt.
This. Like times 9001.0 -
Is there cake here?
no.
This is what's wrong with this place. There's NEVER any cake.0 -
Is there cake here?
no.
This is what's wrong with this place. There's NEVER any cake.
Oh theres cake. She just needs to come and get it!0 -
Is there cake here?
no.
This is what's wrong with this place. There's NEVER any cake.
Oh theres cake. She just needs to come and get it!
This sounds suspiciously like a trap. But I am gullible and vulnerable where cake is concerned, I might fall for it. Perhaps Crankstr is less so.0 -
Exclusive cake. Must be for the main cliche.0
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Somebody loves me.Happy Birthday Lea!
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This is stupid, a waste of people precious time and intelligence!
You sound like a hoot!0 -
Somebody loves me.Happy Birthday Lea!
No0
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