Picking up women at the gym?

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  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Pelvic thrusts in her direction will do it.

    GOOD! But only one or two at a time. Once she thinks she imagined it, you can do it again. It is a good way to keep a woman off-balance, which is crucial to getting her to fall for you.

    QFT
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    Sorry.

    I didn't mean to offend you.

    I just thought that sense you were wearing make up that you were trying to look good.

    And looking good was meant to, you know, attract the opposite sex.

    Yes. This. When I wear make up it is for the sole purpose of luring men. Any man will do.I thought this was universally understood that women care more about male attention than they do about anything else. The truth is, I will wear make up if it'd make this guy glance twice at me:

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  • determined_erin
    determined_erin Posts: 571 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    in all seriousness, i got hit on last weekend. I normally don't accept phone numbers from dudes I just met and save them in my phone. But i did for this one guy. This is what he did right:

    (1) He said Hi!
    (2) he was a surfer so extra points.
    (3) He bought me a shower.

    yes. you read that right.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    Agreed.

    Thank you :flowerforyou:

    And thank you for your advice earlier.

    I appreciate it. The truth is that I just started working out so I'm not very good with talking to girls about exercise lol

    What are some other topics women like to talk about?
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe."

    Sing it.

    Have a friend video it.

    Post it on Facebook and YouTube.

    #WIN
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I heard that if you look in the mirror at girls and do curls, make sure you kiss your bicep with each curl. To let them know you are powerful, but sensitive.
    Second, I find that commenting on how good their hair smells is a sure fire way.
  • StheK
    StheK Posts: 443 Member
    And this is why I would only ever join a women's gym, which is a shame, because a lot of men are good at fitness. I'm sure I'd enjoy working out with them, if that's the reason they were actually talking to me, but it never is. Never.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Try working on your bench and OHP, these compound moves will help you get strong enough to lift them.


    glad to help:flowerforyou:
    This is the best advice. I highly recommend not hitting on them with a dumbbell like someone else suggested, we generally don't like head wounds.

    I hate the amount of people who try to pick up at the gym. This is why I'm afraid to compliment anyone or ask for advice. I swear everyones mind goes straight to if its the opposite sex they're hitting on you (way to many posts on this forum about this). Think about it, if you actually enjoy that gym, you'll never want to go there again if things don't work out :ohwell:
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o
  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
    OMG...... the original poster is joking around, he is NOT serious....... *bangs head on desk*
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    So... not taking the time to read something, getting the wrong idea, and judging someone because of it is okay.

    Sounds legit.
  • determined_erin
    determined_erin Posts: 571 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o

    This is why sexism still exists. People find it funny to degrade women.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I heard that if you look in the mirror at girls and do curls, make sure you kiss your bicep with each curl. To let them know you are powerful, but sensitive.
    Second, I find that commenting on how good their hair smells is a sure fire way.

    Wow, this is really insightful. I like this advice a lot, OP.
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    *bangs head on desk*
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  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o

    This is why sexism still exists. People find it funny to degrade women.

    We didn't laugh because women are being degraded, we are laughing because people actually think he is serious and are giving serious answers..... that first post could have been written by a woman and the responses would have been the same....

    Sheesh....breathe in and relax. And don't fight my liberties for me...or my rights
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o

    This is why sexism still exists. People find it funny to degrade women.

    And of men too but nodody seems to care about that.
  • upgetupgetup
    upgetupgetup Posts: 749 Member
    Walk by them a lot with your pump. Make sure they can take a good look at those pumped biceps of yours. Make sure to never make direct eye contact either, use the mirrors reflection (or a reflection of a mirror off another mirror) instead.

    LOL!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o

    This is why sexism still exists. People find it funny to degrade women.

    And of men too but nodody seems to care about that.

    QFT. Number one pet peeve.
  • likeschocolate
    likeschocolate Posts: 368 Member
    Form is absolutely important in these delicate situations.

    When picking up women over 90lbs, remember to lift with your legs.
  • determined_erin
    determined_erin Posts: 571 Member
    And of men too but nodody seems to care about that.

    Thread is titled "Picking up women at the gym?" Not men.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o

    This is why sexism still exists. People find it funny to degrade women.

    We didn't laugh because women are being degraded, we are laughing because people actually think he is serious and are giving serious answers..... that first post could have been written by a woman and the responses would have been the same....

    Sheesh....breathe in and relax. And don't fight my liberties for me...or my rights
    lol yeah tabinmaine, stop being so sexist against yourself lol. I wouldn't bother replying. You know it's just going to escalate.

    Anyway after seeing this argument I stick by my original post but assure everyone I don't think liking someone and wanting to do something about it is degrading lol.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o

    This is why sexism still exists. People find it funny to degrade women.

    And of men too but nodody seems to care about that.

    I care about that. A lot.

    I *hate* sexism with a passion...how it affects girls AND boys. Women AND men (and everyone else too!)....

    to think that sexism still exists because someone posted a patently obviously sarcastic post about what stupid dudes do in the gym is NOT the reason sexism still exists. This is part of being critical about sexism.
  • SweetestLibby
    SweetestLibby Posts: 607 Member
    Pelvic thrusts in her direction will do it.

    GOOD! But only one or two at a time. Once she thinks she imagined it, you can do it again. It is a good way to keep a woman off-balance, which is crucial to getting her to fall for you.

    Actually the M&M LMFAO wiggle dance does it for me! omgeee seriously. a guy that can dance like that can definitely have my number.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I heard that if you look in the mirror at girls and do curls, make sure you kiss your bicep with each curl. To let them know you are powerful, but sensitive.
    Second, I find that commenting on how good their hair smells is a sure fire way.

    Wow, this is really insightful. I like this advice a lot, OP.

    Just be careful how you go about smelling her hair....


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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Are you guys trying to say "sexiest" or "sexist"? I think that women conforming to their appropriate gender role is indeed, the sexiest.


    With love,
    Burt
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    And of men too but nodody seems to care about that.

    Thread is titled "Picking up women at the gym?" Not men.

    Picking up men at the gym?

    1. arrive at gym
    2. grab closest guy and leave
    3. repeat as needed
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    It's a joke. He knows it's stupid. That's why he posted it... most of the responses indicate that most of the people here also get it is a joke. The sad part is, some people really think like this :( But we're making fun of those idiots!!!!

    So lighten up! And join the fun!

    http://youtu.be/KZvE7dQ-C5o

    This is why sexism still exists. People find it funny to degrade women.

    And of men too but nodody seems to care about that.

    I care about that. A lot.

    I *hate* sexism with a passion...how it affects girls AND boys. Women AND men (and everyone else too!)....

    to think that sexism still exists because someone posted a patently obviously sarcastic post about what stupid dudes do in the gym is NOT the reason sexism still exists. This is part of being critical about sexism.

    Best answer.
  • NicoleisQuantized
    NicoleisQuantized Posts: 344 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    I, like you, am "capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc". I am also capable of resisting the advances of men, in whatever setting, if I am not interested.

    I should add that on one occasion a guy tried to help me lift 45 lb weights onto my olympic bar when I was doing dead-lifts. Seriously. Guys, DO NOT do that. EVER. It was an automatic failure on his part.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Why do men have to be freakin sick? I go to the gym to workout. Not get hit on or to meet men. Nothing grossed me put more than when I'm busy doing something like working out or shopping for food and some pathetic low life thinks picking up a woman at a gym or grocery store is appropriate.

    Agreed. Not all women are wanting to be hit on. Women are capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc. Men creeping on them is just degrading and disrespectful.

    The OP is specifically asking how he can NOT come off as creepy. Maybe help him out with that because he is trying to be considerate of women. If you don't want someone hitting on you and they were polite about it, be polite in return. Surely you can be polite while turning someone down?

    I only read his original post. I don't see anything about not coming off as creepy. I don't have time to read all of his additional posts. I still find the topic degrading.

    I, like you, am "capable of exercising, having careers, having goals, etc". I am also capable of resisting the advances of men, in whatever setting, if I am not interested.

    I should add that on one occasion a guy tried to help me lift 45 lb weights onto my olympic bar when I was doing dead-lifts. Seriously. Guys, DO NOT do that. EVER. It was an automatic failure on his part.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: